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Too bad we won't have any good lunch box stuff to trade! It could be the most boring table, food wise.

I can see it now. Hey Lipstick Lady, I'll trade you my protein shake for your exactly 2 oz of lean meat.

I'm gonna get a kiss my ass faster than I can whip my shake out! :P

I haven't graduated to meat yet.

I haven't graduated to meat yet.

Soon, my dear, soon. Hang in there. Things getting any better?

I haven't graduated to meat yet.

Soon it will happen...

This is my lunch meat and veg.....notice the tiny plate!

Hmmm...I knew that guy.

Soon, my dear, soon. Hang in there. Things getting any better?

Every other day is good. Not great. I had my one month today and was told that I did not pass to the next stage yet. Mother truckers.

What? Why?

I can't get in my protein or my liquids yet. I am stuck at 250-350 calories (which is a huge improvement) a day. I get the foamies immediately upon eating almost anything.

It is getting better, but I did not show enough improvement to go from mushies to soft yet.

Isn't this where you complain that you regrets doing the surgery because you were hoping to eat pizza and fries by now

No regrets and I don't want to eat a darned thing. Trust me.

I can't get in my protein or my liquids yet. I am stuck at 250-350 calories (which is a huge improvement) a day. I get the foamies immediately upon eating almost anything.

It is getting better' date=' but I did not show enough improvement to go from mushies to soft yet.[/quote']

Ohhhh! I'm so sorry about that for you. How do you feel overall? Are you dehydrated? What calorie level and how much protein do they require? I ask cuz I'm behind you - 11 days post op - and still on full liquids. Do the foamies mean that your tummy is still swollen?

I feel great overall, just pooped if I don't get a nap in. Not dehydrated because I force at least 24 oz a day of liquids plus a forced protein drink.

I am supposed to get 64protein and 64liquid. I can do 40 of one or the other so I try to alternate days. Liquids one day, protein the next.

I get the foamies (excessive saliva that must be spat immediately) after two small bites of anything except yogurt almost every time. It's getting better, but it's not good yet. I will be a month out on Friday so I am really hoping my brain sends my tummy a congratulations card so my tummy will wake up to the idea that it's time to par-tay instead of vom-it.

I feel great overall' date=' just pooped if I don't get a nap in. Not dehydrated because I force at least 24 oz a day of liquids plus a forced protein drink.

I am supposed to get 64protein and 64liquid. I can do 40 of one or the other so I try to alternate days. Liquids one day, protein the next.

I get the foamies (excessive saliva that must be spat immediately) after two small bites of anything except yogurt almost every time. It's getting better, but it's not good yet. I will be a month out on Friday so I am really hoping my brain sends my tummy a congratulations card so my tummy will wake up to the idea that it's time to par-tay instead of vom-it.[/quote']

With your new job as head butt, your time will go fast and you'll be 2 months out eating real food!!!

Did somebody say pizza and fries??????

With your new job as head butt, your time will go fast and you'll be 2 months out eating real food!!!

I am line leader, anti band is butt head, wags is cat, Laura is creepy unicorn and Newat is my ass kisser.

So line leader, butt head, cat, creepy unicorn and ass kisser walk into a bar.....

Sounds like the start of a really good joke :-)