Ok, so I have been married for 12 years. Love my DH and would never leave him for anyone else in the world. But I must admit that I have mind crushes on other people. I love to pick fights, discuss, read posts, and learn about some people. I just love the way some people think.

I must admit I have a mind crush on someone in this forum...

I am not a stalker, I am not a psycho (or at least I don't think I am), but I read every post Jack makes on this forum. Every time I see The Simpsons I think of Jack.

I love the way Jack thinks, explains, interprets, and enlightens the masses of LBT. I love you Jack! :love:

Anyone else have a mind crush... Or, am I psycho??

Eh... you're just psycho! *laughs*

(no offense, Jack) *grins*

I love Jack too. I don't think I have a crush but I certainly look forward to his posts and I worship at the same altar - the holy Shredded Wheat, that is! lol

ohh ohh, these are fun, I want a mind crush too....any one wanna volunteer??

and Jack rocks! I am currently in the process of converting to the holy shredded wheat alter as well.

jack jack bo back

banana fana fo fack

fee-fi mo mack

JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1-2-3 WE LOVE YOU JACK!!

I get serious but harmless little crushes too! We are both psycho! And Jack is on my list as well. For the same reasons! LOL I know just what you mean!!!

I don't think you are psycho...

Want to hear psycho?

I don't think you have a crush on Jack at all. I think he asked you to post this to bait me into saying I have a mind crush on him too so he would know that legions of banded women hang on his every written word. Shame on you Poodles and Jack! Didn't think I'd see through your little plot did you?:nono:

:loco:

Morsaille: can you say Paranoid?

I love Jack. Every AARR, Every Squint of his eye, Every white hair on his Avatar... And I don't even think he knows how much we love him...

:cheer2: Jack! Jack! He's The Man! If he can't post it no one can!

Pear..rah..noyy..duh?

I wasn't sure if I wanted to go manic, or full on schizo. How'd I do? I'd hate to think anyone thought I was serious...

<- love this icon with the tinfoil hat.

Blowing kisses to the audience (and Jack):humble:

Gotta go now, the Peanut Butter is getting demanding.

All in good fun Morsaille. I like tin foil hats too... keeps the aliens from reading our thoughts...

***thinking*** Jack + Peanut Butter= Man covered in Peanut Butter

LOL

y'all are too crazy. hmmmmm yet...surprisingly I can relate....

uh oh.

Scary.

Anyone notice you never see Poodles or Jack in the same room at the same time-sort of like La Toya and Michael.

Anyone notice you never see Poodles or Jack in the same room at the same time-sort of like La Toya and Michael.

The things that make you go HMMMM!!! :guess

JACK was talking to me...did ya'll hear that? he was talking to me...ME!! Of all the bandsters here...HE CHOSE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

LOL

Now I told you guys/gals that I am not a stalker... but I will try and do better and meet up with him in the same room someday. Will be a cool "wheres Jack" (instead of Waldo) game.

I am just so happy Jack posted on this thread. Forget Elvis... Jack was here!

OK Ladies,

Allow me to contribute to your Jack fantasies: On reading a thread started by Jack titled 'a calorie is a calorie', Jack revealed that he heats his home using only wood. Hearing of Jack living such an earthy, seemingly simple, lifestyle - and remembering THIS thread - made me think of a song by Carly Simon called 'Fisherman's Song.' So I've taken the liberty of copying the lyrics for you:

Fisherman's Song

In a pine forest cooler than the rest of the island

Lives a young fisherman with eyes like the sea

He built his own boat and made his own cabin

but hes broken the hearts of the likes like me

Now you must understand he made me a promise

there were secrets we shared we planted a tree

We lived in a cabin, I fished along side of him

I fell under the spell of his sorcery

When he cast me adrift at the end of the summer

It was not for another but his own privacy

I fell apart like a rose, but the scent of my longing

Remains and it weeps like an old willow tree

At night when its still, with a yellow moon rising

When his candle is snuffed and hes deep in a dream

I move like a cat, and crawl into his window

And lie down beside him in a golden moonbeam

The smell of his skin is just like the summer

When our love was as fresh as the grass in the fields

And ever so softly I kiss his eyelids

Before slipping away, my secret concealed

Though Im in it alone, Im still in it, In love

And love can be lonely like a sweet melody

But just maybe he feels me like a whisper inside him

Like an angel beside him, keeping him company

Now THAT's a stalker! lol

It's a lovely, haunting song that has been one of my favorites for years and years. I'm sure if you wanted to, you could do a Google search and listen to it. It's worth a 99 cent download certainly.

Enjoy!