So I've tried a few different protein shakes and they all have had the "milky" taste to me. I gag every time I have one. Does anyone make them not like that?

Try the protein bullets from walmart (and other places).

They come in a large test-tube looking thing and are 26g of protein. They taste like very strong kool-aid. I like to add water and drink them when I'm on a long drive. I also like a few from Nectar. The roadside lemonaid is pretty good.

Perfect! Thanks so much!