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I did lear just what PBing is. LOL WOW!!! Thought for a few mins there I was reallllyyy gonna need to do something. I did do something. I belchedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.......a lot and often. Man bein addicted to food really sucsk. Especially when you are a good cook!!!On with life. CHARGE!!!!!!!!!BTW a sushi beachroll sounds reallllly good. maybe some chineese bbq ribs, pot stickers, fried rice and a tub of warm saki too. LOL

Man....Just when I think I have the hang of thisi Lapthingy.....I kinda screwed up. :mad:Not too bad but learned a reallllly good lesson.:thumbup: Beins I am day 9 out and REALLLLLLLLYYYYY desperate for REAL food:eek:.......welllllll......the toast my wife fixed herself for breakfast smelled sooooo good. And waitin till she went to work is bein sneaky right? I mean if she dont see it it didnt happen right?:thumbup:Do you think I was smart enuff to stop at a slice of toast? WEll noooooooooooo. Not me!!! Mr. Wise one!!!! If one slice of toast is good maybe one scrambled egg would be a nice addiditon. The crackers, potted meat, slime-fast and all that stuff just isnt enuff you know....yeah right. If one egg is good it seems to follow that 2 in the pan would be better.:thumbup: dont want one to get lonley and hell I am using a small plate. and a slice of ham too-----chopped up reallly fine you know.......kind of like an omlet. yeah reallly close to one. I was smart enuff NOT to down the whole thing.:crying: I got 4 bites---well chewed you know--into my pie hole and realized I might be headed for trouble if I kept on packin in the grub. I am sittin here starin at a plate (a small one you know:tt2:)of what has just become a reward for my faithful pooch Mattie the Wonder Dog. Note to self.....STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN. YOU ARE STILL WEAK WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD. YOU WILL BEHAVE OR I WIL KICK MY OWN ASSL....Wait...I am talkin to myself.:laugh:I wonder how much the poor pooch is gonna gain? Gotta be realllly careful with that too. Here come the belches......I am down 9 lbs since weds BTW. Thought one little "reward" would be just the ticket. Now I am hurtin. Serves me right. :thumbup:

Man....Just when I think I have the hang of thisi Lapthingy.....I kinda screwed up. :mad:Not too bad but learned a reallllly good lesson. Beins I am day 9 out and REALLLLLLLLYYYYY desperate for REAL food:eek:.......welllllll......the toast my wife fixed herself for breakfast smelled sooooo good. And waitin till she went to work is bein sneaky right? I mean if she dont see it it didnt happen right?:thumbup:Do you think I was smart enuff to stop at a slice of toast? WEll noooooooooooo. Not me!!! Mr. Wise one!!!! If one slice of toast is good maybe one scrambled egg would be a nice addiditon. The crackers, potted meat, slime-fast and all that stuff just isnt enuff you know....yeah right. If one egg is good it seems to follow that 2 in the pan would be better.:thumbup: dont want one to get lonley and hell I am using a small plate. and a slice of ham too-----chopped up reallly fine you know.......kind of like an omlet. yeah reallly close to one. I was smart enuff NOT to down the whole thing.:cursing: I got 4 bites---well chewed you know--into my pie hole and realized I might be headed for trouble if I kept on packin in the grub. I am sittin here starin at a plate (a small one you know:tt2:)of what has just become a reward for my faithful pooch Mattie the Wonder Dog. Note to self.....STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN. YOU ARE STILL WEAK WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD. YOU WILL BEHAVE OR I WIL KICK MY OWN ASSL....Wait...I am talkin to myself.:laugh:I wonder how much the poor pooch is gonna gain? Gotta be realllly careful with that too. Here come the belches......I am down 9 lbs since weds BTW. Thought one little "reward" would be just the ticket. Now I am hurtin. Serves me right. :thumbup:

DO NOT eat/swallow watermelon so fast. It WILL hurt even if it is just melon. Damn----that hurts!!! I will survive. Gotta keep my head in this "game" called Eating for change. burrrrrrpppppppbbuurrrrrrrrpppppppppbbuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp:cursing:

DO NOT eat/swallow watermelon so fast. It WILL hurt even if it is just melon. Damn----that hurts!!! I will survive. Gotta keep my head in this "game" called Eating for change. burrrrrrpppppppbbuurrrrrrrrpppppppppbbuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp:cursing:

You have me laughing my butt off!! Keep up the good stuff!!

this afternoon for an old friend. The place was packed. Can you guess what the burps did for me? yes i was a bit embarassed but what the heck. so i belched--a lot and often. got a few looks and i really did try to keep the noise down but man-some of em were pretty powerful. i am tryin to figure out how to harness them and turn em into energy.LOL they gotta stop soon......:huh2:

this afternoon for an old friend. The place was packed. Can you guess what the burps did for me? yes i was a bit embarassed but what the heck. so i belched--a lot and often. got a few looks and i really did try to keep the noise down but man-some of em were pretty powerful. i am tryin to figure out how to harness them and turn em into energy.LOL they gotta stop soon......:tt1:

belchin like a champ!!! feel like i been drinkin beer for a week. that is a thing of the past too but the feeling is famiiar:smile:ate some cream of tater soup. man was that good for the taste buds. a real change from the Slime Fast. the gut is still a bit tender but no big deal at all. just gotta keep that pooch from thinkin i am her personal play toy and from jumpin on me to have a rasselin match. :thumbup:yep i confess...i love my pooch.:tt1: cant wait to get rid of these belches!!! its gotta stop soon or i am gonna....well i am just gonna.......have a great day all.:huh2:

belchin like a champ!!! feel like i been drinkin beer for a week. that is a thing of the past too but the feeling is famiiar:smile:ate some cream of tater soup. man was that good for the taste buds. a real change from the Slime Fast. the gut is still a bit tender but no big deal at all. just gotta keep that pooch from thinkin i am her personal play toy and from jumpin on me to have a rasselin match. :thumbup:yep i confess...i love my pooch. cant wait to get rid of these belches!!! its gotta stop soon or i am gonna....well i am just gonna.......have a great day all.:tt1:

I was just in the kitchen to do a bit of cleaning and emptying the dishwasher because my wife has been soooooo good to me the last 3 weeks-and because it is my turn lol--but anyway. I eyeballed that loaf of bread and that jar of peanutbutter pretty hard. I suddenly realized "What the hell. You arent hungry man. You want it out of habbit." After a short talk with myself I again realized that I am really ok with this and am gonna make it jsut finee. I still want a pb and j sandwich but am quite happy to make do with a glass of gatorade right now. Thanks for listening.

I was just in the kitchen to do a bit of cleaning and emptying the dishwasher because my wife has been soooooo good to me the last 3 weeks-and because it is my turn lol--but anyway. I eyeballed that loaf of bread and that jar of peanutbutter pretty hard. I suddenly realized "What the hell. You arent hungry man. You want it out of habbit." After a short talk with myself I again realized that I am really ok with this and am gonna make it jsut finee. I still want a pb and j sandwich but am quite happy to make do with a glass of gatorade right now. Thanks for listening.

Wow!! No real pain--except when Mattie the Wonder Dog-my faithful Jack Russel, decided it was wayyy past time for a wrestling match and jumped on y belly. She didnt quite understand the reaction she got when I groaned. She thought the match was on. :lol:The little bugger!!! She is enjoying not being in her kennel and sleepin with me in my recliner. She is sooooo spoiled.:tongue_smilie: Lots of gas!!! Belching like a champ. At least my wife cant yell at me for it this time. Cant wait till I can consume something besides that really good Slime Fast and bullion!!! Patience is a virtue--no one said I was a virtuious person. Hope you all have a great day!! Blessings:thumbup:

Wow!! No real pain--except when Mattie the Wonder Dog-my faithful Jack Russel, decided it was wayyy past time for a wrestling match and jumped on y belly. She didnt quite understand the reaction she got when I groaned. She thought the match was on. :lol:The little bugger!!! She is enjoying not being in her kennel and sleepin with me in my recliner. She is sooooo spoiled.:thumbup: Lots of gas!!! Belching like a champ. At least my wife cant yell at me for it this time. Cant wait till I can consume something besides that really good Slime Fast and bullion!!! Patience is a virtue--no one said I was a virtuious person.:yikes: Hope you all have a great day!! Blessings:thumbup:

Kind of funny how that belly dont get in the way any more isnt it?I can relate to the shower thing too. Keep up the good fight!!!!Playing with my dog is a lot easier now too. I guess I do love my dog. Jack Russels rule!!!