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miztrniceguy

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Everything posted by miztrniceguy

  1. there is still a lamars in liberty by walgreens
  2. hey...i got my band so i can eat steak and candy, cuz i luv pb soooo much
  3. does that on the woot forum too...if you typr boc it comes up assorted things...like bunches o carrots
  4. hmmmm....furry kitties......
  5. dont sit on the porch...put a rocker on the sidewalk and sit in it with a shotgun...or in your driveway
  6. if you talk out your ass it gets muffled by your panties, so nobody can hear you....unless you don't wear any!
  7. oh come on, just tell us what you did....we're dying to know
  8. there's a bitch fairy? sing with me..... fairy's are bitches, ya gotta believe me... (apologies to Ozzy)
  9. oh, ok....i'm sorry....i'ss go to a different corner and hang my head
  10. i suggest getting a lawyer
  11. guess i didnt scare anyone...i'm not sure if i should go to a corner and cry, or if i should start bitching and moaning
  12. do you want some gas to get your butt back on the tracks, or are ya gonna stay derailed
  13. uuuummmmmmmmm..........
  14. i think it was slow bcuz all the people posting just to post
  15. my 4th fill was the 13th and was .5cc, now up to 7cc. amount of restriction is good...been struggling with eating the wrong stuff
  16. now i'm wondering about the thread in question, too
  17. my band still lets me fart
  18. i have found that General's chicken takes a lot of chewing of really small bites. i used to eat a full order for one meal, now it takes about 4 days.
  19. my dr billed my insuranse over 80k, and got pd about 22k. i had 4 previos surguries last year, so my out-of-pocket maximum left was 480 bucks. alas, when my wife has it we will not have met the max, i expect to pay about 2k.
  20. yeah, i was very humiliated when i went down to silver dollar city in branson, waited in line 20 min for the coaster, got in, sat down, had to get out and leave the ride. it was my most embarassing fat moment ever. i was about 340 then. i am 292 now. i'm hoping to go to worlds of fun for the first time this summer.
  21. maybe it's alex's wife
  22. last sleep study i went for i had over 70 events per hour, this is after having UPPP surgery to help with my sleep apnea. i had no problems with my surgery.
  23. sounds like you have the right amount of restriction if you don't pb cat's arse and the go down easy :thumbup:
  24. out of its pretty butthole

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