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Yoda

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Everything posted by Yoda

  1. Cloe: so glad u are over this hump and moving forward with your game plan!! Yup, we'll be here when (if) you reach the next hump. I like what was said earlier too....all part of the ebb and flow of life...these humps!! Hey, keeps it interesting!
  2. Oh, for sure KIM>...the preop diet is WAY more difficult than the post-op....at least it was for me!! Have fun at the BBQ...but plse try and be careful!
  3. Alright......my mistake....LOL...that was just past noon that you wrote that!!! See, that is what happens when you stay up so late (like me).....hehehehe..... ....when 900 years YOU reach, see if senile you not become!:nervous (you may also ignore the pm I sent you in which I advised you to go to bed....which is where I am now headed!). ....
  4. Hey Argon.....it is 1:00 am here which means it is 2:00 am where you are!! GOOOOOOOOOOO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Yoda posted a topic in The Lounge
    WOW>>>>>I saw Wayne Brady perform tonight (just got back) and he was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! Really, his show is astounding; I don't have the words to express it. It was H I L A R I O U S !!! I had SUCH A GREAT TIME....if anyone has the opportunity to see him perform....don't even think about it...run out and get tickets!!!!!! It was just like the show "Whose Line is it Anyways" but it was just him and his sidekick.....and WAAAAAY funnier!!!! heheh still laughin' from it here!
  6. Good luck Loriely; I don't have IBS so have no advice to give...just my best wishes!!
  7. I'm with ya on that Cloe...(the other site). It's easy enough to learn but a MAJOR pia to use!!!!
  8. My #2 personal challenge was to lose 8 lbs in August. Well, Sat is my weigh-in day and I lost 3 lbs since last week!!!! WHOOO HOOOOO....only 5 to go!!!! This is good, as I was stuck at 234/235 for the last 3 weeks...and now I'm 231. 20's here I come!!!!
  9. a tub of yogurt might have fallen on her!!!
  10. ROTFLMAO you made me look Cloe!! I think it's a dildo....tho Mandi will prob say it is a toothbrush!!! *rolls eyes* like we would fall for THAT one!
  11. ooooops....sorry *zips lips*....I got carried away and besides....Cloe made me. I'll be good now....
  12. That sonds like a plan Mandi.....GOOD LUCK!!! (even if 180 kms away....try and make an appt. to talk face to face...that usually helps...make a day shopping trip out of it or something!).
  13. Mandi, Mandi Mandi....what are we going to do with you!! Okay, at least you had the sense to post this HERE and not on our beloved Canuck thread!! LMAO. First the colon cleanse thread....which, I might add gave me NIGHT TERRORS....and now this...... *swat*. I'm telling your mom.
  14. Yoda replied to Carlene's topic in The Lounge
    Oh, don't get me wrong....tho Mr. Yoda may be more evolved and enlightend than most men (THANK GOD!!) BUT he still loves his X-box games and Spiderman....but then again, that's what makes him him and why I love him so!!!!
  15. Yoda replied to K@t's topic in The Lounge
    MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm Olive Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarden. They went out of business in Canada....I don't think any are left here anymore unless there is the odd one out West.
  16. I WAS going to do that (for those days when I thought I would think "maaaan, what can I have")...and I even bought some. However....then I actually tried them. Ummm............ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! I can't believe we make babies eat that crap!!!!!!
  17. Hmmmm well that is when I've lost the MOST weight!!! I wish it was falling off like that right now!
  18. LMAO *thinking I should learn to stand on my head for possible future use*
  19. I didn't put when my b'day was on this site ON PURPOSE!!! LOL But thanks all the same!!
  20. ???? Okay now that is so weird. Are you talking about the CanadianLapbaners site?? Cause I am a member (but haven't gone in ages cause the site SUCKS in terms of user friendliness) but I do NOT recall having to "apply" to get on that site? So, I"m completely confused how they can deny access to anyone. Anyways...Mandi....I think I know who you are talking about and I may have met her....not sure tho, so I'll PM you.
  21. Kim: I completely agree with what Argon and Cloe said.....bang on!
  22. oh, and Mandi....STOP WEIGHING EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whack*
  23. I'm sure your b/f will be even happier if you do it more than one more time this week!!!! 30 mins? Not bad for a young guy!!! ummmm we are talking about the 12" sub thing, right? hehehe

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