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The cake will probably be made with tofu - a great source of protein!

You should be able to do that if you have the following: 1. Blender 2. Immersion Blender 3. Mini-chopper

Sorry about the Box. You might be able to get a loan from the feds for a new house. I hear they give them to almost anybody! Probably best you aren't in the circus. I would get way more attention than you anyway, with my incredible melting body.:confused:

Oh, so sorry to hear that your surgeon left town! Is there a local support group that you could go to? I would be afraid of going to MX unless you are going with your band donkey! Then you should be safe! I think! Well, I don't know much about MX, better ask someone else on this board that is an expert.

Are you f*ckin serious! Big Macs are for trailer trash like you! I only go to Wendy's and eat the square burgers! Join the circus, why would I want to spend more time with you! Why don't you get a life and get off these boards!

It is easy to give your own fills! You might even ask Ethel to come over and give you some help. Obviously she is an expert and I would trust her with a needle full of pickle juice! Make sure you check with your surgeon first, but if you can't wait until Monday - go ahead and just check in with him/her ASAP next week!:confused:

Wow! Do you think they will pay for my PS too? I have noticed that I have alot of excess skin. Does anybody no anything about this? Has this happened to anybody else? Is anybody out there?

You will have some extra room for awhile and then it will start to sag! So get it while you can!

I would advise not telling anybody about your surgery. They will hardly notice the weight loss. Just make sure you talk alot about exercise and they will think that you are doing it "the old-fashion" way!:confused:

Beth just gave you some great advice! I hope you are young and somewhat attractive so that you can get the band!:confused:

The Dingo ate my baby!

Do your research! Make sure you talk to as many people as you can and take their word as the absolute truth! Don't listen to your surgeon, he could care less about you! He is probably going to get you preggers! Watch out!

Carrie~ At least make it a DIET Coke - much better for you than the regular! It cuts the number of daily calories down!

What happened to TPG she must of gone off to start 50 more threads! Or she is eating ice cream, pickles and fried chicken! All while reading the classified newspaper ads for a donkey!

Just remember that the band is different for everyone as are sex positions. You should try different positions and find what is right for you! Of course, we really would like a video to see what does work for you - it is okay to share TMI with everyone on LBT!

Of course you will lose weight! But you will have to learn to eat pickles - it is part of the program. It is okay, you will get used to the pickles - don't worry!:thumbup: Do you really like responding to yourself?? Does it make you feel loved and appreciated? Don't eat the ice cream! KFC is much better - have you been following this thread???

If you have not had a fill yet, you should not have a problem with the donkey getting stuck in your band!

I have plenty of education and I am an expert on MX Donkeys!

Everclear is always a good choice.

Dirty donkey shows are definitely worth more dinero. The disenfectant may hurt your band. You might want to see your surgeon before you try something like that! However, the pickle juice might come in handy as a disinfectant and since you are already eating pickles the juice obviously won't hurt your band.

That girl is a one line texter for sure! Pear martinis - that sounds refreshing! Careful - not mexican, but Mexico - don't want to start offending people now!:scared2: You know how easy it is to cross that imaginary line!

Kat~ Congrats again! He sounds amazing! The older one is taking advantage of Grandma - haha, my kids are still like that! They love going to my parents house. They get special treats and get away with murder! LOL! Have a great evening!

Oh, do tell! Make sure you flash your pearly whites!:scared2:

G4E~ That is why we are all here! You can cry on my shoulder anytime. When you are ready you will find the joy in this new baby! Saw her posts - idiot is a good description. I wanted to ask her where her parents were and did she even ask any questions before she jumped in and had the surgery! Ok, I will stop right there. . .

I am the same way, once I am up, that is it, I am up for the rest of the day. During the school year, DH will wake me up to go let the dogs out and I hate it! I can't go back to sleep. The sad part is, he can! The man can sleep through anything!