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Holy Cow, bow down to the expert! Forget going to the surgeon, what do I need to do to get this band thingy in me? And will I be able to have unprotected sex? I don't wanna get preggers, but I heard the band acts as birth control, especially if you eat chicken strips!

It might slip. Drinking red wine can make it slip or something like that. That's what I heard from my bff, dh, bil. So it must be true!

Uh oh, does the band not work for everyone? How do I know that the band will work for me? What if I am the only person in the whole world that does not lose weight with the band??

If you can't say anything mean, than don't say. . . wait. I am still confused about hydration? Beer, hard liquor, wine? I hate drinking Water, so I think I just might like this band thing!

More help whorin around? I was here to get some lessons from you! Crap!

Monkey with a big head - hmmm?? Of course she always has a long line of hotties at her door!:confused:

Tequila is my fav! What do ya mean we can't chug! Crap I want to be debandedededed!

Okay, I will get all of my advice here! Woosh! I really didn't ever want to see him again anyway. I will check in with G4E and Ethel for a fill!

I think it might have fruit juice. Isn't fruit something we should eat? Does anybody eat fruit?

oxymoron???

Gatorade. I want a Firefly- now that sounds like it would be good hydration!

Of course you can shower silly! You just can't play in the pool! Sux to be you!:confused:

Has anybody had this happen? Anybody? Is anybody out there?

If I cry a tear drop in my spoon and drink it, will that be okay?

What do you do for hydration?

I hate my surgeon. He put in my band and when I asked to have it removed the next day he said NO! WTH! How will I know if I am hydrated?

My visual was Shamu!

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You're paying for us to have all of those things! Heck don't quit your job - we would be screwed!:confused:

What kind of 40 ouncer are you drinkin? I need some ideas as to what I can drink with my band!

As long as you had your surgery in the US you should be okay. Your surgeon will be nearby to help you out!

At least you are getting exercise once a month! That is a great start! You should seriously consider getting preggers, I hear you get more $$$$! And you could get one of them new cars to drive so you could cash your check!

If they have unusually large heads, I think you have to get the sleeve. Might want to check with your doctor about that!:confused:

Productive? Jobs?