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Still kicking.. thats about all any of us can do huh? Keep on kicking.

Anytime in the first two weeks of Sept is good for me, DeAnn. I'm going to be gone a lot the second two weeks. Can't wait to see ya!

Hi Kelly :wave: I'm glad you're still around. How's unbanded life treating you anyway?

Come around more often so we get a chance! LOL I know someone in this club who is a butt kicker extraordinaire! Telly? *whistles loudy* Yo, Telly! Molly wants a butt kickin'!

Ok, Sunshine, that's twice today you've had me holding my sides while laughing. Joyce? You up for Sept then? Oooo! I see MollyMolly peeking in. Hiya Molly! :wave:

Oo Oo! I have a story about paps - well sort of. Once I was in the emergency room for what was thought to be a cyst on an ovary which had broken. I was in so much pain! Well, the stupid Dr let that metal duck-billed torture device shut and jerked it out.. only it had shut on my tender innards. Yes, I let out a yelp and cried like a little biotch.

Hiya Joyce! You didn't miss much, trust me. *laughs* Let's see. Since CanadaSunshine was running things when the thread got locked, I'd like to ask if she wants to try again in Sept. If she doesn't, then it's over to you Joyce. Sept is going to be a very busy month for me.

*whispers* Did JP just kill this thread?

Sunshine... I can picture that so easily becuase I've seen it in my own mirror! Too bad you didnt buy it and take before and after pics in it!

There are two per month. Usually the second and fourth Tuesdays of the month. The next one will be on Sept 12. But you know you don't have to wait for a support meeting. I'm sure most of us would love an excuse to go out to dinner and visit!

TOM, I can see that you are shaken by past events and the possiblity of more to come. But please keep in mind that it's always important to help everyone stay calm. Panic brings on the 30 minute lines and fist fights at the gas pumps. The best anyone can do is -calmly- prepare for the storm or make the decision that the stress of living in such an area is too much. To me it seems a bit overboard to frighten people into panic and alarm. That is when people get hurt even if the storm never shows up. And I'm sure that the people who have posted here are compassionate people who would be the first ones out the door to help others in the even of a major catastrophe.

Hi Emmy!! *waves happily*

Woohoo! And the family grows. I hereby declare Tricia K. and Mychevygirl as adopted Idahoans and sisters in the banded family! *hugs*

And now for another espisode from "The Fat and the Banded" Last week, Roly Poly Patsy had just learned that her best friend Lumpy Lardo Lidia had been sleeping with her boyfriend Fatty McGatty Fred, who was the bastard son of Banded Betty Bopo, only he doesn't know it because Betty left him on the doorstep of the nunnery where Sister Sharon Skinnythighs found him and raised him on bread and potatoes. This week, we tune in just as Pastor Bill Bigbum reveals to his congregation that Sister Sharon Skinnythighs was secretly banded some years back and has been living a double life as a stripper on the seedy side of town, where Dumpling Danny spotted her and identified her as his long lost daughter from his first marriage to Roly Poly Patsy who is about to open a letter from the insurance company that will determine whether or not she can qualify to get banded.....

Now now.. be careful about using the term "should move on". I know from first hand experience that phrase really upsets some people.

OOo!! Party in Asheville on the 17th of Sept! Mid morning lunch sound good? Someone invite Just Paul and Nana.. they have all the good Spam and Cheese!

I'm fairly confident that Alex is very aware of the activity on this board and who has multiple accounts. I'm even more confident in his ability to handle his own hand-picked moderators. Basically, what a couple of people in this thread are doing is telling Alex that he can't manage his own staff. I think that's a shame. I have also served as an Admin on talkers and online games and it has always been my opinion that the owner of the site needs not answer to anyone about how they run their site. They pay for it. They run it. It belongs to them. If someone doesn't like the way a site like LBT is run, there are plenty of other message boards and chat rooms to frequent. In my opinion, this is no different that opening you house to guests who then demand to know how you run your home and why it is run the way it is.

Hello Beauty! Hey, when the weather cools down some, Linda V and I are going to start walking in the evenings again. Let us know if you wanna join. It would be great for your pre-op goals. And thanks for the compliment.

What you smell is Duke Funk. It's worth a lot of money. LOL! If only I could figure out how to bottle it.

*raises her right hand* I met the Duke at the Cody Wyoming airport in 1975. He shook my hand, covered my hand in his with his other hand, and gave me the nicest smile and told me it was a pleasure to meet me. I just stood there dumbfounded, speechless, and in awe. I still haven't washed that hand!

:hail: FUNNYDUDDIES

Hey guys and gals.. just a reminder, we are in "Ignore Mode" right? No matter what ya see, or how much ya wanna comment or defend me. Please don't. Trust me, at this point it's best to keep on like we have been. Focus on why we're here and the rest will take care of its self. I love you guys! *hugs everyone*

Antici........

Hm.. I wonder if any women have come up with a testicular exam thing like JP's mammogram machine? Could make for an interesting picture. *laughs* *waves* Hi Scarecrow! Where's the revenge?

*sings* I'm going to North Carolina again! *sings* I'm going to get to see FunnyDuddies while I'm there. *sings* I'm bettin' you're all jealous! *crazy laughter*