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Oh, and Eileen, I'll put on my bathing suit if you'll wear yours! lol

In college, my friend Mary and I had a saying, which is pretty much not repeatable, here. It went something like this: "F*&^ 'em if they can't take a joke." I have chosen for many years to live by this motto. If they don't want to see a fat girl dancing, they don't have to look... I just don't do "Embarrased". (at least not about stuff like body movement). Besides, most people enjoy seeing an honest expression of joy. I love to dance and I will darned well do it anywhere I want to. In the dark ages, my buddy David and I used to do a little Fred & Ginger number down the middle of 6th Street (at 2am there isn't much traffic). I have spent many happy hours dancing. Alas, in my current state of Maximum Density, dancing is physically challenging. I still do it at home where I can collapse onto the couch when my back starts to hurt. Have I mentioned lately that I WANT MY BAND!!! (ok, deep calming breaths...)

All Right, Fee!! Congrats!

OK. I forgot to go in Friday and vote! uh-duh. We will accept all votes until I check this thread on Monday. ANYBODY can vote... I have to go with 1) Pierce 2) Bruce 3) Antonio. Dang that's a hot pic of Antonio...

I am going to call them on Monday for a "Status" and then keep calling them every 3-4 days until they get-r-done... I don't know about the HR thing. Since it isn't like I have a surgery scheduled, it is pretty hard to make that fly. If I don't get an answer soon, I will give it a try. I am actually hoping to be able to get a YES and then have my surgery on Nov. 19th. I already have 2 weeks vacation scheduled for Thanksgiving - and I would be EXTREMELY thankful if I could have two weeks to recover and get well past the "clear liquid" stage before returning to work. I think, having read of the experience of others, that I might be a tad cranky during that phase. It would be better if I could be cranky at home. Today, we are going to a new gym that has opened around the block from our house. They have a grand opening special and DH wants to join. If they are open enough hours, I will join, too. In the dark ages, DH and I used to go to the gym together and walk the treadmill together. (Yes, that is our idea of a hot date). We also have to pick up some Lawn & Leaf bags. Fall yard cleanup continues. Last week I planted the Azalea bushes. This week, the color spots. That's about all the excitement for this weekend... Hugs, Eileen!! I know you must be freaking out right now... :]

Well, I don't have a band, yet... But from what I have read here on LBT, I don't think that watery mashed potatoes are going to cause permanent damage. Try to stick to the docs instructions from here on out, though. :]

Great News!! Have fun in San Fran. (and don't forget to take a sweater) :]

And Prelate Cream. You must have Prelate Cream to framerrate the orbits on your colander. Go. Get a colander now. We are waiting from the next transmission from the mothership. (lifting cheese grater higher). Bok Choy.

You would be too disruptive to the staff. It's hard to buckle the straight jackets when you are laughing that hard. Fake Rat Poop? Hmmmm. Let me work on that for you...

Hear me, Disciples of the Grated cheese.... Punishment is hereby abolished for the rest of this Lunar Cycle. Hold your colanders high and say it with me: There's no such thing as a 'Bad' Bandster. Wait - another transmission. New code word: Bok Choy

Karen - it's supposed to be PUNISHMENT. That spanking stuff she LIKES.

Oh, I want a copy of the "Pooping at the Office Etiquette" flyer. I really do. And Lisa, Don't make me call DeLarla... Why would you have to be quiet and behave??? Your Sister is coming to visit YOU. I think you should go all out wild on her. Anyway, I really think the toys are going to be a tell that MAYBE you are a little Cha Cha. I mean, maybe all these years your Sister has been pretending to be normal so she wouldn't freak YOU out....

Thinking positive thoughts... ((hugs))

Jack FM, Baby. We play what we want. http://www.customchannels.net/Players/Jack_Dallas_Player/pop.htm

OMG ROTFLMAO!!!

See, that's just what I mean. I have mindlessly eaten 4 or 5 items at a shot on my worst days. Since only TWO of the items I eat run almost a thousand calories - that would explain A LOT about my girlish figure. I never would have thought that TWO items would be a thousand calories. It simply boggles the mind....

I use the cheese grater and some pipe cleaner... it works great! New code word: Liver

MMMMMMmmmmm Warm Liver Water. My favorite. Have you tried the Sauerkraut soufle with belly button lint?

Belly Dancing!! I want to learn Belly Dancing..... Crystal?? Could you help us out with that?

I got a response from Kim when I signed her guest book on her website. "All has turned out well. The stomach has come back through the band and I was able to get .6cc fill. Slow and conservative. I’m THRILLED." Sounds like she won't need another surgery, after all. How are you Kim? Hope all is still going well.

Lisa - you are on Day 18 of No Soda. T-12 for a 30 day chip. Stay Strong.

4pm on MONDAY?!?! HOT DAMN!!! Oh Eileenie!! I am sooooooooooooo happy for you. Do you have all your liquid supplies? Your Gas X and Glycerin suppositories? Are you ALL ready??? I am doing the happy dance for you!~!

So, I have been thinking... I want to attend a Vegas Bash and I want a couple of specific things... 1) Slumber Party (A MUST) 2) Middle Eastern Dancing lesson from Crystal. (I want Stealth Abs, too!!) So, what do you guys think?

We do self esteem here. We are big into loving ourselves. Hang around. You'll see. :]

BMI over 40 = Morbid Obesity. Body Mass Index. Do a search for "BMI". There is a link to a BMI calculator somewhere on this board. :]