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Teresita

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Everything posted by Teresita

  1. I'm there.....where are my bells.......that's not it:whip:.....those are not it:jaw:....oh well as soon as I find them I will be there.
  2. Kee it looks like you are having a lil problem with gass there Stocky uhhh yeah this is not your fridge "do what to the what and flick the what":omg: Ok that's what he did yesterday. LOL :hippie:
  3. HELLLLOOOOOO LADIES I hear that some people are not eating breakfast.....what is that? Just stick something in your mouth!!!!!!! Except the cookies PP, with the frosting missy. Kee job on the quizos sub:fish: did you check the calories on it? OK LSasha did you burn off the calories last night:behindsofa:
  4. Ohhhhh:nervous did you see that.....I forgot you were hanging around....but look I lost 2 pounds last night. Kee what did you lose?????????? Are you going to tell them??????
  5. :welcome: Marcelle Congratulations on your band date. Are you local?
  6. Kee tell everybody the truth:speechles ....ok I will....she only had to pay him a little bit:nervous to sign the papers. Nutball on the loose......whhheeeeeww.....
  7. thistle that was too funny.......LOL......LOL.......the best part of my surgery was that I was on my way to the hospital and they call me to ask where am I.....What......I'm on my way to the hospital.....Well your surgery is scheduled for 11am.,....uh no it's not, it's scheduled for 12.......no it is 11, do you think you will be able to get here by 11......uh I don't think so........well we will see you when you get here. I was fine, ok maybe not fine but I was kinda ok until that phone call. I go flying to get there and got there at 11. I'm sitting, waiting, then I had to go to the bathroom, so I go. Just as soon as the last few drops are coming out a nurse rushes in and says Ms. Skinner no don't peeeeeeeeee. WHAT......we need urine. .....oh goodness......too late. Well you are going to have to squeeze some out for us. All righty then, I haven't had any Water since midnight, where am I going to find some. The vampires couldn't find my vaines, why because I was dehydrated from not having any water since midnight....duhhhhh. It was so much fun.....LOL
  8. LMBO :rofl:someone else I know said the same thing. the thing is that once you start losing weight everyone is going to assume you had GBS anyhow. LOL I started off with it's personal, then when I got back I was so excited, I told whoever.
  9. WOW you and Kathinc, are like kindred sprits. Sorry about you guys troubles but try to enjoy the rest of your day DevilMayKare, even though your hair is dirty. :happybday2:HAPPY BIRTHDAY:happybday2:
  10. Candy you go girl......LOL that was too funny.
  11. ""Happy Valentines Day Everyone"" :rose::rose: God Loves You:love: And So Do I ((((((((HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))):kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2:
  12. I had some cardio activity.....:kiss (are there anyother positions)
  13. B: pork chop (yummmmmy protein) L: frosty, 5 nuggets, jr cheeseburger (1 bun) D: Turkey Sausage mixed veggies Chocolate will be in there somewhere
  14. LSasha you said it, well with my terrible eating lately, I've decided to get back on the wagon. Today I have been running in place for a few minutes at a time. I wish I had my pedometer on today I'm sure it should have added up to at least 1,000 steps. I will put it on when I get home and walk the halls. My right knee has been bothering me so it was a deterent for me to not ride my stationary bike the weekend.:nervous
  15. Sat and Sun B, L, D chocolate Cake Crab Sticks/Fried Rice Monday B:Oatmeal 140 calories L:Slim Fast (I thought I had one here) L: cheetos/mini donuts 800 calories:rolleyes D: Leftover baked chicken/mixed veggies S:Strawberries Hot tea
  16. Wow Stocky and Puddinpie you guys are doing great.:clap2: :clap2: I am going to dance just as soon a Project Runway goes off.
  17. My child has bowel issues and and enema was key:kiss. The doctors told me try the by mouth stuff but it was too late. Everything she took she would throw it up so we had to take the other route and the enema would work. It doesn't hurt maybe your ego a little but when you are empacted you are misable :(so just get it over with. Good Luck
  18. Stress stress stresss stress:)/......did I mention stress....:smokewhat is that....... I don't smoke:smow:
  19. They didn't do an enema or suggest glycerine suppositories. I thought the ones that go into the other end work quicker. I'm sorry you are all backed up.:sick
  20. Hey Mindi, sugar free popsicles are great when you are starving. Some brands are better then others so buy 2 diffrent brands when you get them.
  21. I'm not sharing what I had yesterday, but I did confess to a single soul. Yeah Stocky that class is a little confusing:phanvan. Don't stress about it, you can call them as much as you need to after surgery. That will be weeks from your surgery that you will be able to eat that much. Your main focus will be drinking, I mean sipping.....not alcohol. :nervous You guys are doing great with your eating. NSV'S FOR EVERYONE!!!:clap2::clap2::clap2:
  22. WOW Connie I'm sorry I forget you liked him too. I see the doctor is a player:cool:. I guess LSasha you better keep them in check because you were the first :whip: Don't hate the man, hate the game.
  23. You drama queen,:drama: yeah you had a right......here eat a cookie:sun:, it must be to much protein. :director: Listen up you have come this far and there is no turning back, everything is going to work out we are here :grouphug:for you cheering you on. Keep up the good work and lose lose lose :cheer2:
  24. Awwwww Hi Crodriguez, you are so cute with the little wavey hand. :huggie:Come and get on, it's a bumpy ride. Congratulations on your consult and I hope it is everything you hope. the boards are full of GREAT information about everything from what goes in your mouth to when it comes out. You mean to tell me out of all of us Stocy is the only one doing the dang thang:omg: . What is wrong with us, everyone here with ADD, raise your hand. Everyone give Stocy C a round of applause:clap2: :clap2: Hey Tanya you should be full of Water from yesterday .....right? :high5: I know I do...one minute I say I'm going to eat right and exercise and next minute I'm shoving a burger down my throat or a twix. Maybe I'm scizofrantic ( I don't know how to spell it, maybe the other people in me do)
  25. :boink: HELLO.....HELLO.....IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE?????? What happen to the exercise, movement, you know the stuff that raises the metabolism to burn :flame: the stuff we eat help help help help No one is saying what they are doing for exercise anymore....:rant: LSasha/Kee....when was the last time you went to the gym or Water aerobics:gossip: Stocky....have you worked in the yard or gotten on your exercise equip:brick: Carrie....are you carrying that child up and down the stairs and around the living room:crazy: Karen/Connie....are we walking our buns off with Walk Away the Pounds:bathbaby: Barbra....are taking those birds for a walk:confused: Tanya....are you out shopping ...LOL:opps2: Puddinpie...did you find a stripper pole yet while doing your piloga :nono: Who did I miss? Who's hiding....where's that new girl from Bethesda......:clap: I believe Carrie said it you guys ....4 months until June and coats will be off and what will you be showing. You better pick something quick and keep doing it..... :Banane46::Banane56::Banane46::Banane56::fruitsex::couch2: Who's not drinking their water........ :rant:

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