Hahaha oh no!! I have had verrry similar situations, and it is bloody awful! I find if I'm really hungry and "forget", I eat with the speed of Old Liz and end up in agony. Ugh!!! My kids have made Halloween cupcakes so I will be steering clear!!
I had very similar pains after surgery. A massage-although sore initially-was what ended up moving the gas around and dispelling it. I felt better within a day or 2.
I was banded in Feb this year at 340 lbs, and got good restriction after 2 fills by July. I'm now at 265, with a goal of 170 (I'm quite tall). Here are my before and afters :-) will post a current full body one soon too. Xx