joatsaint

"I think I'm more scared of this being taken away from me now more than anything." I think we've all had that moment, been fat so long, how will I adjust to the emotional and physical changes. But it will happen slowly, so there is time t get use to it. Good luck.

You didn't mention which drinks you've tried. So I'm putting up my favorite, Crystal Light Lemonade. I've been drinking it for over 10 years, daily, and I've loved it since the 1st day - never got tired of the flavor.

Man! Now I have to check my star ratings. I guess I'm just oblivious, never noticed a star rating on my profile. BRB....(insert Jeopardy music here) ...EEK! I got no stars, you're all just a bunch of HATERS!

Yes, diet Coke, the anti calorie drink. Carbs deadliest enemy. Why I know many a woman that has washed down a piece of chocolate cake with diet coke, knowing that one swallow of diet coke counteracts the calories in one slice of cake. Be sure to check out my new book - "Swallow Your Way to Thinness". P.S. Please check out my previous book - "Semen Cures Breast Cancer", over 1 million copies sold, to the same group of guys. I heard they pooled their money and are standing out front of Hooter's giving them away to the waitresses.

Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!!!

You have crushed my wittle feelwings and you have pushed me over the edge (joatsaint says as he reaches for cheeseburger w/bacon and biggie fries!). Thanks to you I now haf mouful of carbs ant bacon!

Fortunately, they gave me the choice. Once I was ready for the surgery, the nurse asked me if I'd like to use the restroom or have a catheter. I chose the restroom.

Congrats on losing the BIG hundo. You deserve 2 snaps up in a "Z" formation - with sparkles!

Sound like a good start to a rap song. I'm gonna pop some tags, like a rocket got a 20 dollar bill, in my pocket, bout to hit the goodwill for some semi-skinny clothes your granny couldn't fill

Would pics of a naked cat be classified as kitty porn?

I was normal for me. I didn't start feeling my old energy levels till about week 4. It took a lot out of me to recover from surgery.

Congrats on the success. I guess I'm lucky in not having any real carb cravings after surgery.

I went into it with a cold. I had no intention of telling them I had a cold. No one ever noticed. The nurses only came in to hook me up to the IV and the doctor didn't see me until I was in the operating room.

Do they require documented evidence that you had a supervised diet? My bariatric surgeon only asked me if I had been on one - same with the psychiatrist, but never required the paperwork. My insurance never questioned it either.

I walk daily since about day 10 post op. I usually get in 3 - 4 miles a day for the past 3 weeks. I'm trying to break 10k steps every day, but it seems to be taking forever to build up my stamina.

Maybe you need to Pimp Slap that scale, get'em back in line. Keep pimpin that sleeve!

Welllll, I don't have a sister, like some of you lucky guys. You guys have never experienced a tough a date until you've tried to make a sheep stay in the hot tub! When their wool gets wet and drags them down, they tend to panic! It's sorta like "rodeo sex".

Well, first he got the terminology wrong. It's not a sheep, we like to call it a "love ewe." And before you ladies chime in, it's not "love eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!"

You're right. I consider anyone north of Dallas a Yankee.

I always eat a little bit before taking mine. I've never felt gassy. But you might check to see if it is sweetened with sugar alcohols or sucralose. Both of those sweeteners cause me cramps and gas bubbles.

A "newt"?

Why would the sheep be nervous? When we live by the saying, "Why walk across the street when you can walk across the hall!" I was looking at your avatar, if both of those fingers are on the same hand, isn't that incest?

You're not more committed, you SHOULD BE committed. P.S. You're all just jealous cause the voices only talk to me!

Way to go, you are becoming one sexy beast! (should 1 guy say to another.... must look in the official "Man Handbook"!..... Great, they pulled my man card before I could even finish the question.) I can really see the differences in your pics. Hopefully, I'll be in twodorland in March.