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nadoue

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Everything posted by nadoue

  1. That thing hanging in the red boxer, is that a banana? Lmao! You did good
  2. I had the same worry when I was eating that much but at the end I realized it was so small there's no way you can stretch your sleeve. Make sure you do your protein first . It keeps you full longer. Good luck
  3. They call me "bones" at work so I name my sleeve " bang".
  4. I like wine but for some weird reason I can drink beer now, no problem at all
  5. Go Lisa go Lisa it's your Rex day
  6. Having my peeps call me " bones" and wear slutty clothes, crossing my legs, more sex sex sex, have men eating in the palm of my hands, having the upper hand to chose who I want, fit in tiny chair lol, I can keep going
  7. I hate you for the boobs arrrg, congrats, keep up the good work. My boobs got deflated tchuip
  8. Neither won't kill you!
  9. Yep, I have been there but thx to cetaphil, it's all taking care
  10. I was 240 the day of my surgery, no preop diet, by 7 months I was a size 6 and for my bday July 30, I was officially a size 4. I had my surgery on sept 14, 2011. But as of this morning I am still 148, 5'7, trying to be 156 lbs.
  11. Lol, you want running pancakes
  12. I went from 40 DD to 36 B , believe me those suckers are going down, including the ass. I used to be a BBW, now I am a plain pear shaped with running pancakes on my chest which of course I call boobs. Size 4 now.
  13. Tabby, you got a fat ass, in the good way, shame to lose it all, but keep it up!
  14. Hopefully they cut mine three times, that thing is huge no wonder I was fat.... Lol
  15. Yep, I am there with y'all. I can't even work I am starving but full so fast. I eat whatever is on sight since I have to gain anyway
  16. 10 months. I have been on maintenance by 7, now I am trying to put on 5-8 lbs coz I look horrible at a size 4
  17. 10 months, been in maintenance by 7.
  18. Urboyp, I wouldn't trade him for no youngster. I got no drama, no hassle, sex is banging, we both are nurses. So I don't care abt judgement at all. I looooove my oldie
  19. True story: my man is 60 twice my age but Lord that man can work it , now that I am slimmer I told him one of those days he will have an heart attack coz I am a freaking dog in heat.
  20. I was 40DD before surgery, after 9 months, all I got now are some deflated 36 C, not cute at all. Running pancakes on my chest
  21. You need to get in touch with Tiffany. She is the preggo expert and look for pregnancy after post op. congrats
  22. Ok O.T.R. I saw my nut and of course I was told to gain coz I look horrible so I try my hardest now when I up my calories I lost wt. my sleeve loves sweet so I am an ensure, carnation type now . I wt today, I am losing big time. I was wondering is it my body trying to do its own thing coz I am not even exercising. Btw I am still a 2-4 oz type sleever
  23. I gain two lbs , today I lost 4 , what the heck?

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