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babygrl1234

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  1. You should be fine. I had minimal, and by minimal I mean barely existing, documentation for the 12 months. From what I hear they are very, very lax.
  2. You need to add somethign with it, mayo or miracle whip or something like that. You also don't want to run the Magic Bullet for more than 10-15 seconds max at one time or you will burn the motor out.
  3. LOL. Yeah you will have to be a slacker at work like me and tell me about it later.
  4. Were you in the house?
  5. I am sorry but you live by a river called With La Coochie? hehe Okay I like so have to go do work.
  6. Perhaps. I always wanted to be one of those people riding in a canoe in the street during a flood.
  7. Not for me anyhow. I'm a fertile slut.
  8. Nope. None. Ziltch. Unless you count getting knocked up as a teenager trouble.
  9. LOL. I never did any of that. But that's because we all know I am perfect.
  10. No I did that when my daughter decorated her room with a sharpie when she was about 3. And when my son did the same in our new house up and down my hallway at age 2.
  11. And I talk like a cross between a valley gril and a sailor.
  12. lol It is actually a can of paint in the picture. They are not my kids but the one boy in the front looks exactly like my son. I got it in some email from someone about stupid things kids do. I put it on there because I thought it was fricken hilarious.
  13. Yeah well does mine include a mix of ghetto and yeehaw with quite a bit of sass?
  14. Yeah we teach our kids young to protect our shit.
  15. Ugh. I say fire them lol.
  16. Yeah I know. That is so sad. He is younger than I am. Even if he can't walk again I just hope he wil be able to make it, breathe on his own, and leave the hospital. If you hired their relatives i feel really really sorry for you.
  17. Awesome. I really miss working out in the morning. I hate this 5am shift. I want my 8-4:30 back. I was just looking over some classes at the Y and I was drooling over the 6am spinning class. That would be perfect if I worked at 8am. Argh. And I am feeling like I am never going to get below 200. Hell I am never going to hit 209. God is pointing and laughing every time I step on the scale. And have I mentioned yet today that my coworkers are such morons. No common sense. Compared to them I am a high standing member of mensa.
  18. JC you are not going to gain 130 lbs in 6 weeks. Don't be so tough on yourself. Obviously none of us wants to gain weight but even if you do once you can get some more saline in your band it is going to come back off again. Besides this should be a super happy time in your life. You get to meet J, HP, and I in less than 2 weeks!
  19. What bothers me is when people who don't need the spots use them. Like someone who looks as if they might be like 2 months pregnant. I have two small kids and really I don't ever even use the spots. At the grocery store I will pick a spot near the area where they keep the shopping carts or near a cart left out in the lot. I grab it and throw the kids in there to get them into the store. Maybe I am lucky as I have never really had much of a problem with my kids and parking lots.
  20. D I am sorry your girl is having problems. I remember being bullied by a 9th grader when I was in 7th grade. The whole thing started because I had a big mouth and made a comment to her about something she said to one of my friends. Eventually it all blew over but I think that experience is the one that taught me to not speak up and stick up for myself and my friends any longer which is really sad. It can be a really scary experience especially when people get their friends around helping out. But I have no shame now...I'll come kick the fugly sluts ass if necessary. And whoa buddy do I have some serious restriction.
  21. I just got a fill. Hopefully that is going to jump start something here.
  22. I work with a bunch of bafoons. I don't know how much longer I can deal with that.
  23. Awesome on the 40 miles!!!!!!!!! And I am glad your shoulder is feeling better.
  24. I am definitely going to get some shoes. But mostly because when I get my road bike I will use them for that also. Biking shorts are also really nice to have.

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