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up up and away

Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon

If you'll hold my hand we'll chase your dream across the sky

For we can fly we can fly

Up, up and away

My beautiful, my beautiful balloon

Balloon...

Up, up, and away.....

The Fifth Dimension

 

bring a pen , bring a knife..run through the hall with scissors, even a tack

what ever you do just DEFLATE ME MORE..

ok yesterday I felt like a Macy's Day Balloon

today I feel like the Goodyear BLIMB..

well at least not the Hindenburg Zeppelin yet but close...because it is starting to burn too..I mean we can burp a water bed's air bubbles... so why not a inflated stomach..

 

oh wow marketing idea here..

for $19.95 you can now get that air that the surgeon missed with the handy dandy "Belly Burper" BUY! now and get this lovely shrimp deviner FOR FREE and if you are 1 of our first 500 callers you also get this nifty t-shirt with BB our blow up doll right on the front..now watch as I take this full BB doll and deflate her in seconds..see how easy that is~applause~

 

ok seriously..I am hurting a lot from the co2 gas they use to blow your stomach up. I've walked, drank hot tea, took gas pills, layed on this side and that side and pedaled my feet in the wind AND took a very hot shower..

this gas I'm afraid is stuck here for awhile

 

I just will have to be careful wearing orange tops around parks for awhile ... I could see just some kid run up to claim "MY basketball" as his on..

 

even with all this I know that when the bad gets over it'll all be good...huh BB..

 

 

 

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LeighDee

LAP-BAND Patients

Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon

If you'll hold my hand we'll chase your dream across the sky

For we can fly we can fly

Up, up and away

My beautiful, my beautiful balloon

Balloon...

Up, up, and away.....

The Fifth Dimension

bring a pen , bring a knife..run through the hall with scissors, even a tack

what ever you do just DEFLATE ME MORE..

ok yesterday I felt like a Macy's Day Balloon

today I feel like the Goodyear BLIMB..

well at least not the Hindenburg Zeppelin yet but close...because it is starting to burn too..I mean we can burp a water bed's air bubbles... so why not a inflated stomach..

oh wow marketing idea here..

for $19.95 you can now get that air that the surgeon missed with the handy dandy "Belly Burper" BUY! now and get this lovely shrimp deviner FOR FREE and if you are 1 of our first 500 callers you also get this nifty t-shirt with BB our blow up doll right on the front..now watch as I take this full BB doll and deflate her in seconds..see how easy that is~applause~

ok seriously..I am hurting a lot from the co2 gas they use to blow your stomach up. I've walked, drank hot tea, took gas pills, layed on this side and that side and pedaled my feet in the wind AND took a very hot shower..

this gas I'm afraid is stuck here for awhile

I just will have to be careful wearing orange tops around parks for awhile ... I could see just some kid run up to claim "MY basketball" as his on..

even with all this I know that when the bad gets over it'll all be good...huh BB..

minpinmom

LAP-BAND Patients

The gas is the worst - I walked constantly - it was the only thing that brought relief.

joyoc51

LAP-BAND Patients

I've just had my 3rd fill and have been "burping" ever since. Tummy rumbled all night interruping sleep.

Anyone had this problem?

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