Happy New Year, sort of

Well it's 2007. The year has some exciting prospects in it. The one most notable to any readers here would be a Febuary date with the LapBand doc.. Dr Clark! Very excited about that...

The only bummer is that I am sick as I have been in years! This Flu thing should be against the law.. Whadda ya mean it's a virus and can't be killed easily.. shesh man, this is the 21st century, and you want me to suffer for like 5-7 days.... argh! Okay, TamiFlu and Darvocet sound nice, thank you very much...

That was pretty much my day yesterday in the doc's office. Anyway, I am starting to feel human again and looking forward to future bikini seasons... NO, I'm not wearing them, but still..

Okay, some note worthy details..

Me: 39 year old fat white married man (every woman's dream huh)

6'0", about 300lbs (I am enjoying myself before I have to start on the pre-surgery diet)

Goals: LOL, riiight.. So the doc's office has this chart that says a 6' tall dude should be like 167 lbs! Okay first, I'm like 6' and almost 1", but second, I'M BIG BONED! No, really... hey, stop laughing.. I am.. You should see my wrists, they are enormous, and it's not from gout! I think I would look like, well death at 167.. so to heck with the doc.. Anything under 200 is "my goal"...

More importantly, I want to be able to keep up with my wife (who just got a band, and is 7 yrs younger), and my 7 yr old son.

Well that's about it for now.. I need to go take some more darvocet to ward off these darn flu induced body aches! Nasty crap...