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I Weigh NOTHING!

I got on the scale this morning (showing Scale Whore Membership card) and the little needle pointed DIRECTLY at 0!

 

I'm kind of stunned - so many thoughts running through my head.

 

"This lap band is INSANELY successful!"

 

"How can I be alive if I don't weigh anything?"

 

"Hmm...oh wait...yeah that's right, the 300 lb mark is at the same place as the 0 lb mark."

 

Yeah..ok - so I weigh 300 lbs. BUT WAIT....

 

That's a 24 lb loss since July 15th (start of pre-op diet). WOO HOOOOO...

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d4lussier

LAP-BAND Patients

I got on the scale this morning (showing Scale Whore Membership card) and the little needle pointed DIRECTLY at 0!

I'm kind of stunned - so many thoughts running through my head.

"This lap band is INSANELY successful!"

"How can I be alive if I don't weigh anything?"

"Hmm...oh wait...yeah that's right, the 300 lb mark is at the same place as the 0 lb mark."

Yeah..ok - so I weigh 300 lbs. BUT WAIT....

That's a 24 lb loss since July 15th (start of pre-op diet). WOO HOOOOO...

Chapau01

LAP-BAND Patients

LMAO that is the funniest thing I have read up here so far (scale whore) *love it* I am looking forward to the day that I also weigh zero pounds it will be so amazing, and I too will wonder "how am I still alive if I weigh nothing..........you are halarious! Keep up the good work!!! lol

knrpick

LAP-BAND Patients

LMAO!!!!!! That is so funny I almost peed my pants! Good job!

RebeccaJ

LAP-BAND Patients

That was so cute! I started working on losing weight (again) in January when I was at 419 pounds. I started the surgery process a few months later at about 380. I began the pre-op diet at 376 on Monday and I am now at 367. Just nine more days to go of this pre-op diet before my surgery takes place. Thanks for making me laugh. Good luck!

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