I'm concerned many of us are straying too far off live's path. Please take a moment to reflect on what's really important:

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Eating as much as an elephant eats

What are you at getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have another puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while

It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile

But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong

Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da

Given good manners, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have another puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?

Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat

Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame

You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da

If you're not spoiled, then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do

I have another puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee

If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

Why don't you try simply reading a book?

Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...you'll get no...you'll get no commercials

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

In my head the music is playing and I see the oompa loompas with their green hair and orange skin.

I am having an ultra, ultra sh*&%*$y week at work. This is just about the only thing I've smiled about all week long.

Thanks

no. don't. stop.

LOL.

Now you've done it, Lisa. I won't be able to get that song out of my head for a month!

One of the girls had a Birthday not to long ago and one of the guys here got down on his knees and started singing that song.. I just copied and e-mailed the lyrics to her..

Ha Ha - Memories

I'm going to have that song in my head all day too... lol

We have that DVD in the car and its all my DD watched for a year strait... OY!! ROFLMFAO !!!

Delarla, your wacked like me

Okay, I won't mention any names, but this is a very interesting thread. It lead to conversations about porn movies starring "little people." Not quite sure what to do with this info yet, but I'm workin' on it!