I don't understand why people are talking about politics, prostitutes and animals. This is a lapband site for those of us who are serious and reaching out for help. Someone even put out a post on why does someone ask about fish recipes.Well gues what that is something we all need is ideas on how to eat right.

I use sweet bourbon glaze on my fish. I rub them with olive oil and bake or lightly fry then add the glaze for a minute or two on each side.

All of us reach out and need help now and then. This site is for those who do. There was one thread about 4 little rats (animals). Unless we are learning how to prepare them, who cares. Now don't get me wrong I like animals but this isn't a site for that. Get on an animal site or email specific people for pesonal information besides what can help those of us on this site.

The reason why some don't reach out is because of simple minded people who demean them and make them think that their question is stupid. If it contains to food or weight this is the forum.

Get back on track and God Bless!

Grandmasandy

I am so much more than just my band. Just sayin'. I spend a ridiculous amount of time everyday dedicating myself to thinking about my band and a portion of my online time is spent doing other things. Like contemplating prostitution. Or discussing whether my crap floats or sinks. You know, the interesting stuff!

I mean seriously... were waiting on you to tell us the 'outcome' LOL

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f17/lets-talk-about-poop-floaters-sinkers-85524/#post1118114

I mean seriously... were waiting on you to tell us the 'outcome' LOL

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/f17/lets-talk-about-poop-floaters-sinkers-85524/#post1118114

Oh, I wish I could tell you today but I dont think it is going to happen! I need more 'smooth move' tea, I think!

Gingerbug you are priceless. Glad you're around to keep me entertained!!

If it floats it is much more likely to clog the toilet. I'm just sayin'....

Trying hard to think of a way to make that band relevant though, so as to keep this thread on topic.

Gingerbug you are priceless. Glad you're around to keep me entertained!!

Just trying to do my part :sneaky:

If it floats it is much more likely to clog the toilet. I'm just sayin'....

Trying hard to think of a way to make that band relevant though, so as to keep this thread on topic.

Okay... if you wrap a band around a turd, will it sink or float? I guess it depends on if you fill the pillows with sand or air. :sneaky:

Okay... if you wrap a band around a turd, will it sink or float? I guess it depends on if you fill the pillows with sand or air. :sneaky:

That was priceless . . . ROFL!!!

I guess as a long-time bandster (relatively, lol, it feels like a lifetime), I am finding that I really need the off topic posts to keep it interesting. If it was all just banding, banding, banding I would have moved on to a different site.

There are only so many bandster hell, help I am not losing, fill experiences, how soon can you go back to work, I have eaten such and so during post op . . . am I dying? kinds of posts that I can answer without becoming bored.

All I can say is . . . thanks to all of you that keep my day interesting by posting about animals, prostitutes and the turd flotation factor . . . lifes too short not to mix it up a bit.

We are all a little more complex than just our obesity, our bands or our weight . . . at least I hope so.

I can't figure out which thread I am on now! So confused!!

I guess as a long-time bandster (relatively, lol, it feels like a lifetime), I am finding that I really need the off topic posts to keep it interesting. If it was all just banding, banding, banding I would have moved on to a different site.

There are only so many bandster hell, help I am not losing, fill experiences, how soon can you go back to work, I have eaten such and so during post op . . . am I dying? kinds of posts that I can answer without becoming bored.

All I can say is . . . thanks to all of you that keep my day interesting by posting about animals, prostitutes and the turd flotation factor . . . lifes too short not to mix it up a bit.

We are all a little more complex than just our obesity, our bands or our weight . . . at least I hope so.

Lets not forget my personal favorite, 'what is a pb'?:sneaky:

IAll I can say is . . . thanks to all of you that keep my day interesting by posting about animals, prostitutes and the turd flotation factor . . . lifes too short not to mix it up a bit.

That has got to be the best quote ever lol

We are all a little more complex than just our obesity, our bands or our weight . . . at least I hope so.

how true.

i'd like to say that today has been one of the more entertaining posting days in a LONG time - and for those who have left me laughing at my screen....thanks.

OMG! You guys are so funny! ROFLMAO

Lets not forget my personal favorite, 'what is a pb'?:sneaky:

Peanut Butter....

mmmmm reeses....

peanut butter....

mmmmm reeses....

You are killing me. Now I cant stop thinking about reeses.