Tried to KILL ME
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I swear it tried to kill me!!! My band. It unleashed its self from around my stomach.....climbed up my esophogus, jumped outta my mouth and wrapped its self around my neck and proceeded to choke me till my lips turned blue!
Okay, maybe the lips were blue because of the Raspberry Slurpie that I drank. And maybe the feeling like I was going to die was present because I drank a way too big of a slurpie in way too short of a time period. I gulped it down!!! It was hot...The slush was oh soooo cold...Oh Demon of Pleasure how do I reject you?
I had to sit down and REST after a drink!! I shouldn't have had the slush in the first place, however, who knew it would be my downfall for the day? Thought it would slip right thru...hell no!! I was in PAIN! Learned that lesson the hard way I guess......NO MORE DAMN SLURPIES....well, that big.... :devious ... I ONLY had a medium.... Yep, way too big.
LESSON LEARNED!!