Dear food,

I know it has been a long time since we really sat down and enjoyed each other. I know I have been distant since New Year's Eve, but I promise when I tell you that I hadn't cheated up until that night. I know that this may all come as a surprise, but I have been seeing someone else. Someone who makes me feel better about mysef than you. This new person gives me hope, helps me through a stressful day and in the end I hope will be my dearest companion.

I know that over the last 32 years I have enjoyed my life with you, food. But I must say goodbye. While I will love what you can do to pizza, mexican and Italian all the same, but these are all of the horrible things got me and you where we are today. You should have known for a while that I was unhappy. You knew I was a seeing the doctor for 6 months, in an effort to remove you from my life.

I will miss the comfort you gave me for so many years, but I will not miss the regret I felt after.

I shouldn't throw it in your face, but my new friend well, his name is Lapband, and we couldn't be getting along any better.

Best Wishes to you and yours. May we only meet again when absolutely necessary.

R-

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I love this!

This is great (and oh so true!)

Talk about your toxic relationships!

Nice job!