Ok so does anyone elses butt freaking hurt all the time now? OMG sometimes I can hardly sit down. someone told me it was because i no longer have the extra padding there..but the thing is in my family my dad has this joke that we belong to an Indian tribe the NoAssAtAlls, because both of us have an almost concove butt..not saying its not wide just flat as a pancake on a hot grill..its just so annoying to me.

Im glad I lost my weight, but COME ON! Ive got to sit every now and then dont I..

Oh god, that made me snort! :clap2: :heh:

OMG! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the funniest thread EVER!!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing line a crazy person here...!

I once tried a thong and my butt looked so weird... it looked even bigger, let me rephrase that.... it looked WIDER than usual..... that's back when I thought that having a wide butt was the same as having junk in the trunk.... sadly I'm aware it's not the same now... but obviously my butt is not made for a thong....:think

Thongs are evil torture devices invented by wicked satyrs so people would walk like them with their butts stuck out. lol. J/k

ok so now we know there is the

The No-Butt

The Shelf-Butt

The Wide-Butt

The Bubble-Butt

so what do you call one that the top sticks out like a shelf but flattens on the underside that looks kinda like a triangle??

The Sharp-Butt??

Thongs are evil torture devices invented by wicked satyrs so people would walk like them with their butts stuck out. lol. J/k

ok so now we know there is the

The No-Butt

The Shelf-Butt

The Wide-Butt

The Bubble-Butt

so what do you call one that the top sticks out like a shelf but flattens on the underside that looks kinda like a triangle??

The Sharp-Butt??

You forgot the "rectangular butt" which refers as a wide AND longish butt...