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I am a big fat phony failure

First time ever- a couple of coworkers noticed my weight loss and ask how I Did it. What's the magic pill!! No I just had my stomach amputated so I could no longer shove food constantly in my big fat lying face.but I paid for it, so suck my balls

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    • AvaFern
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      LMAO! Ha, ok that totally made me laugh. I feel like that all the time. People are like...what is your secret? I reply...oh I just workout more and eat less, when I'm really thinking, well I cut o

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      Liars unite!

    • mamaofmatthew
      mamaofmatthew

      wish I had the BALLS to say that!! when people ask me how I lost the weight I'm honest about it b/c enough people at my job know the truth so I don't want to deal with lying to them...they are always

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    @ Thanks for one of the biggest laughs I've had in a long time! Adore people who see the humor in everything!

    I'm considering stalking you.

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    "diet and pilates"

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    First time ever- a couple of coworkers noticed my weight loss and ask how I Did it. What's the magic pill!! No I just had my stomach amputated so I could no longer shove food constantly in my big fat lying face.but I paid for it, so suck my balls

    ???? Did you enter the wrong gender in your profile?

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    First time ever- a couple of coworkers noticed my weight loss and ask how I Did it. What's the magic pill!! No I just had my stomach amputated so I could no longer shove food constantly in my big fat lying face.but I paid for it, so suck my balls

    ???? Did you enter the wrong gender in your profile?

    My balls are much bigger than many people I know and I'm a girl. Mine are so big, I wear 'em on my chest. ;)

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    First time ever- a couple of coworkers noticed my weight loss and ask how I Did it. What's the magic pill!! No I just had my stomach amputated so I could no longer shove food constantly in my big fat lying face.but I paid for it, so suck my balls

    ???? Did you enter the wrong gender in your profile?

    My balls are much bigger than many people I know and I'm a girl. Mine are so big, I wear 'em on my chest. ;)

    OK, I should probably leave this one alone but now I'm intrigued. So....are we talking fortitude, or anatomy?

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