The dreaded question that no smart man will answer with anything less than an enthusiastic "NO! Your ass looks great!!" while still fearing for his well being and wondering where he might be closing his eyes for the night.

My husband now LOVES the question and actually (GASP!!) checks it out for me eagerly where he used to slink out of the room right after the aforementioned response. He knew I was going to be pissed no matter what he said -- not at him, but at myself.

Problem? He now goes overboard. He wants to check to see if my pants are too tight -- you know, where he has to insert his hand down the back and see how much room there is. He also has this weird obsession of checking to see if my boobs have shrunk more. Hmmm... Every day. By feel.. And then by sight. And then by feel again.

Weirdo.

Yes I know my place.

Why do you think we men are so confused most of the time? You ladies have a way of saying "come here" and " go away" at the same time. My simple brain just locks up trying to interpret such signals.

Is it any wonder we simply follow our penis most of the time?

Come on Butter, is it only most of the time? Youre a better man than me if so....

I was but she thought I had an ulterior motive. Can you imagine that? Me? Copping a feel like some perv? And then claiming it was for her medical benefit? Do you think that would work?

PAAAHAHHAHA!! Sounds like Mrs Butter knows you all too well ;-P