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Texas Joke

Two highway patrolmen stop a driver for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, TX. As they are writing up the ticket, one trooper turns to the other & asks, "How do you spell Waxahachie"? The other one replies, "I don't know." "What are we going to do"? the first one asks. "If we spell it wrong, the judge will dismiss the charge." "Well," says his partner, "why don't we just let him go & stop him again when he gets to Waco"?

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hahaha! very funny ....I like that one!

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