I have to stop competitive eating! No one told me this before the surgery! I'm suing!

Good!!! now maybe I can stand a chance at winning first place once in a while!

I can't believe it's not butter.

Now I want a hotdog..

Oh **** ...... it is butter

chicken wings ... I used to be able to throw down 12-18 of the big ones. Not the ones you get at restaurants. I'm talking the big ones. I make them for the Super Bowl every year. This year, it took me all game to get in 6. And that was all I ate. Before, it would be the wings, 7 layer dip, hot dogs, nachos ...

Yeah, no chicken wing eating contest for me.

fyre_storm,

I thought I recognized you from the competitions - only I thought you were Japanese? Oh well, you had a good run, time to let the next generation have their turn.

chicken wings ... I used to be able to throw down 12-18 of the big ones. Not the ones you get at restaurants. I'm talking the big ones. I make them for the Super Bowl every year. This year, it took me all game to get in 6. And that was all I ate. Before, it would be the wings, 7 layer dip, hot dogs, nachos ...

Yeah, no chicken wing eating contest for me.

I know where you're coming from. And using an event like the super bowl as an excuse to eat that stuff all day, non stop, for hours.

I just tasted a little bit of vomit in my mouth just thinking about it.

fyre_storm,

I thought I recognized you from the competitions - only I thought you were Japanese? Oh well, you had a good run, time to let the next generation have their turn.

He's the hot dog ninja.

If you refer back to any 'gagging' posts you'll notice - he is the hot dog ninja!

If you refer back to any 'gagging' posts you'll notice - he is the hot dog ninja!

Lol... That's Martin ( Fyre ) a gagging hot dog ninja!! Remember to count it as Protein Martin!

You'll have to switch to competitive sipping.

..... You evil evil people! I come on here to pore my heart out and all I get is answers that answer my question. I hate you all!

You'll have to switch to competitive sipping.

Love it! Lol!!!

I still can't believe it's not butter.

No, it's butterthebean