This is tooooooooo funny. And totally bi-partisan (it should offend Democrats and Republicans equally).

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/13180/HillaryCondi_HoDown.swf

I have been predicting for over a year, that if Hillary runs, the Republicans will run Condoleezza Rice against her.

WHY?

Because the Democrats take almost 90% of the Black vote and 98% of the Black women (It is rumored that Condoleezza Rice was one of the only three Black women in the country that voted for BuSh). The Democrats also win a majority of the women's vote.

Many Blacks would be torn between being able to point to Ms. Rice as being "one of us (finally)" in the White House and it might split the women's vote. I would not doubt that the Republican think-tanks are calculating as I write this, how many extra Black votes and women's votes they could garner versus how many good old boys they might lose.

I think that Rice is one of the few people in the world who's head is as thick as BuSh's. It was rumored that they were romantically involved, but if they tried to kiss and banged their heads together, the seismology detectors would elert everyone and the secret service would be dispatched to find the IED that had been detonated in the White House. Could you picture a threesome of Laura-Rice-BuSh? It boggles the mind. Could you picture Ms. Rice asking BuSh to be her secretary of state? She would want to keep him around for advice...

Priceless, Carlene!! :pound:

I have been predicting for over a year, that if Hillary runs, the Republicans will run Condoleezza Rice against her.

WHY?

Because the Democrats take almost 90% of the Black vote and 98% of the Black women (It is rumored that Condoleezza Rice was one of the only three Black women in the country that voted for BuSh). The Democrats also win a majority of the women's vote.

Many Blacks would be torn between being able to point to Ms. Rice as being "one of us (finally)" in the White House and it might split the women's vote. I would not doubt that the Republican think-tanks are calculating as I write this, how many extra Black votes and women's votes they could garner versus how many good old boys they might lose.

I think that Rice is one of the few people in the world who's head is as thick as BuSh's. It was rumored that they were romantically involved, but if they tried to kiss and banged their heads together, the seismology detectors would elert everyone and the secret service would be dispatched to find the IED that had been detonated in the White House. Could you picture a threesome of Laura-Rice-BuSh? It boggles the mind. Could you picture Ms. Rice asking BuSh to be her secretary of state? She would want to keep him around for advice...

I know my Mom did, so I wonder who the third one was!

Jo Ann

I know my Mom did, so I wonder who the third one was!

Jo Ann

I think I know who it might be. A friend of my wife and I, a Black woman who we have known 22 years, first in Brooklyn and now in Florida (she lives about 100 miles from us), told us that her minister (of an over 90% Black congregation) had a guest minister come in on the Sunday before the 2004 election to tell the congregation that a vote for Kerry was a vote for Satan.

I have to think that at least one of the few 100 Black women in that church might have fallen for that "fire and brimstone" line. Our friend didn't, but she's not too sure about her sister.

"A Vote for Kerry is a vote for Satan". Sounds like a good tee shirt!

Let's see...A vote for Condi is a vote for ...... BuSh (any one of them!)

Jo Ann