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Elephants

I just returned from a weekend of going on safaris and was very glad I am not an elephant. Their pregnancies last 22 months. They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours - only 6 hours for sleep. They fight for territory. They struggle to find continual food.....hmmm....except for the pregnancy part, I think I was an elephant pre-banding.... Celeste

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I would love to be an elephant:

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

They need to eat 18 out of 24 hours

and I would never get Pregant!! :girl_hug: :faint:

With all that time devoted to eating how to they find time to get pregnant????? ~Mandy

Maybe eating is foreplay. :faint:

No, sex is foreplay for eating. I used to love to eat really good stuff after sex - like ice cream or cheesecake. Now I can't eat after about 8:30 PM. I wonder if I could get my DH to switch to sex in the afternoon?

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