I have lots of weird dream...am known for them! I don't know if this is because I just wake up after them or 'cos I'm basically nuts! Anyway I thought I'd share one of my daftest ever and see if you guys can beat it (I'm sincerely hoping you can and then I'll feel so much better).

I dreamt I was in a lovely park feeding the ducks by the lake. When my bread was done went to sit on the bench for a while. A few minutes later a huge wasp (as in 6ft) comes and sits next to me. "Afternoon." He says all politness. I sat for a while and then thought I'd take my chance. "Excuse me," I said, "but can you tell me why you sting people? It really hurts you know and we don't like it."

"I'm sorry," he replied "but I have to. It's my job!"

He then stands up, bows politely and walks off down the pathway.

So...can you do better?

Cool Alison. Let me guess, you dont like conflicts... hehe

I have odd dreams about exciting adventures with movie stars. I'm not even a movie star buff and I don't watch that many action movies. They usually involve tall buildings and elevators (both of which I HATE).

When I was a kid, I used to have a reocurring dream about this giant who would look in the windows of my grandmother's house as I ran around trying to pull down the shades so he could't see in.

But the strangest dreams are the ones that come true. Like the night I dreamed about this weird elevator that you had to walk into this strange small brick room about the size of an elevator and then the elevator doors were on the left wall of that room. The very next day, I went to an appointment downtown in a building I'd never been in before and sure enough. There was the elevator! I was almost afraid to get in it. I was glad I'd told my husband about that elevator dream too, because he was with me and understood why I was so freaked out! hehe

I have wierd dreams all the time, but nothing that can compete with a giant talking wasp.

I'll give the wierd dream concept some thought, maybe I'll be able to compete tomorrow.

I won't go into details, but last night, I was stuck on an icy roof with Alan Thicke and Flavor Flav.

The night before, I dreamed that Jared Leto, complete with blond dreadlocks and a red "Thriller" leather jacket, robbed me and my parents.

I love my crazy dreams!

When I was pregnant I dreamed about being kids running round out in the street outside our house. My sister was chasing the neighbours' black labrador Buffy. Buffy had a ring of fire like a halo above his ears and was running round having a great time, going 'WOOF". My sister was laughing like a maniac and shooting fireballs from the end of her index finger at the dog. I was frantic, trying to stop her, but my legs wouldnt run and she couldnt hear my voice. Then our cat, Rocky, walks into the picture with a huge hole in the top of his head, his brain showing.

All of a sudden I realised I was pregnant and began sobbing "what kind of a world am I bringing this baby into". Then I woke up and tears were streaming down my face and I had to just have a huge cry because all the emotions were real even though I knew I'd woken up and it was just a dream. Bizarre.

I also always have dreams where I'm driving along a road in a car a bit like Chitty Chitty bang bang and there's an enormous HUGE hill, so steep that it's at a right angle to the ground, straight up. As we drive up it I can feel the car beginning to fall away from the road, because of course a car cannot drive up a hill which is perpendicular to the ground! The fear I feel as I realise the car is simply going to fall backwards when we are literally miles in the air is horrible, then I wake up, with my heart pounding.

Lots of naked dreams too, naked at work, naked at school. But I havent had one of those for years.

When I was preggers, I had the most wild dreams of all times. One of them was that I could open my tummy and look at the baby and check out his progress and make sure he was growing OK. I could touch him and give him my love and all but he just couldn't come all the way out yet.

OBTW, I dream in vivid colors and sometimes the colors are not correct, but absurd, thats a signal that a bad dream is coming so I can wake up. I don't like that, I want to see what the dream is but MY brain just doesn't want to see incorrect color and I wake up. I only know that they lead to bad dreams as when I am sick with a fever or dosed with meds of some kind and don't easily awaken, the dreams turn ugly.(story line I mean). I thought everyone dreamed in color, till I told my sis about the wrong color thing and she thought I was nuts. She said no one dreams in color, but I sure do.

Does anyone else dream in color? Or am I just strange like that?

I dream in colour. I too have been told lots of times that nobody dreams in colour but I most definitely do.