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Boredom at its BEST!

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Once there was a young man -

whose eating was getting out of hand -

He ate all day -

and some will say -

he needed to get the lap band

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He didnt listen to the talk

even though he couldnt walk

he stuffed his face

with ice cream and cake

and still ignored the lapband

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Then came the day

His kids wanted to play

He tried to get up and run

but after 5 minutes he was done!

he decided to get the lap band

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A few years down the road

He doesnt carry such a load

give him a hand!

he got to wONEderland

all because of the lap band

:lol:

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Cute!!

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The consequences of boredom for an elementary teacher = childish random poems lol

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