Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Doesn't that just warm your heart...

HA!! I love that! I was waiting for some mushy gooshy thing at the end, and it was just perfect! Thank you!!

Soooo this is why I'm still single... I knew it, lazy men are at the root of my probelm... DARN IT, I'M WORTH ONE MEASELY CLIMB UP A TREE!!!

LOL, thats a good one... thanks for sharing