How many years have I wanted to drop food on myself and have it actually land on something other than my boobs!?!

I was just eating some roast beef and applesauce for lunch. I looked down with disgust when I noticed that I had been a slob and dripped it down my front. Then it hit me! It went all the way down my front! LOL How crazy is this? I'm excited that I'm a slob that can actually get the food all the way down my shirt instead of just on my boobs. w00t!

Next goal? Nothin' but lap baby! *looks down* Hm.. I know there's one down there somewhere.

*laughs* Hey Julie.. maybe we could share? You take some of my girls and I'll gladly take your smaller tummy! LOL

Ok, I just gotta stop reading this at work - LOL, people are looking at me strangly when I burst out laughting - hehe.

Ok, Photonut, you find a way to do it and I am in - Hehe

Congratulations...I can relate. I use to get food on my clothes everyday but one day I had on white and I was shocked I went home clean. It was because I didn't eat like I use to. I only ate one time at work and that was unusual.

P'Nut: You just cracked me up!!! Everyone at work kids me about the marks on my shirts in the boob area...I'm gonna look forward to a drop in the lap as well. I never thought of that as a NSV, but it's a GREAT one!!! ha ha

Only a bandster would think of that!!!

Ya'll are such fun...thanks so much for writing!!!

Nanster