It's great to be among the living. Things were so serious that we need a Fun Thread. What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?

I have a really old pitcher of homemade pickled eggs with foil barely around the top. The whole thing truly disgusts me, but my husband likes them and made them a few months ago. Had I known the man would one day make pickled eggs and leave them uncovered for months in the fridge, I may have reconsidered marrying this farm boy.

Squirrel Meat Stew ranks far, far above weird next to pickled eggs!

Remember those mushrooms that you made the diet tea with? I can't remember the name of it, well I still have one of those in my fridge out in the garage that I kept in liquid all these years. :) Now that I think about it being out there, I am going to throw it away! Ewwww I sure wouldn't want to make tea and drink it after all these years! :)

My weirdest offering is Soft Mozzerella Balls and a rock hard wonton wrappers.

hmmmmm...maybe I need to clean this fridge out.......

Oh! I forgot something......MOCK CHICKEN LOAF! What the heck is mock chicken loaf anyway? It's some lunch meat my husband likes. I am not eating anything that says MOCK!

Before I went home for the holidays I thought I'd cleaned out the fridge really good.

I missed the baggy that had an onion. I apperently forgot it when I moved out for the summer... Well, not really, but oh my gawd! It was hiding behind the bottle of 7up that I keep in the fridge for my little friend Katie...

Anyone know the half life of an onion?

The weirdest thing in my fridge is a big block of yeast. Not the dry kind, it's a big nasty smelly block of gooey yeast. I don't know how it even got in my fridge.

I was trying to think of something weird in my fridge, and couldn't until I read anca1225's post... I have the phenergan suppositories from when my baby was born!

Gosh, I feel down-right up to date with only some expired milk and botulized turkey.... DH swears he will throw them out....

Last night I dumped a whole gallon of milk that I bought for my fiancee's family to have while they were in town that they didn't even touch. I drink some milk, but they didn't even finish of the quart that I'd had for myself, so this one sat unopened and expired. I just moved in here a little over a month ago, and the fridge is new too, so that's about as wierd as I have in there right now.

I couldn't think of anything. So I went and looked. That was a really bad idea.

You know how the meat and cheese drawer covers the lower shelf? Well there was a plate, with something on it, covered by celophane. I don't know what it was. It refused to come off the plate. Everything went into the trash. It is a plate from a set we no longer use. I am so afraid of what it might have been.

Other than that, my fridge is pretty empty. I go grocery shopping once a week, and only keep the food we will eat in that week in there. It is a new tactic. That way I won't eat what isn't on my diet, because I wouldn't be able to have anything to eat at the end of the week.

Amy

This thread still makes me laugh. I just gotta bump it. Besides, I still have our half-foil-covered pitcher of purple pickled eggs. I'm gonna have to nag Chris about them tomorrow. He'll likely say, "Shut up olt woman." Truthfully, I don't even know if he ate all the eggs. Maybe it's just a pitcher of purple pickle Water with floaties.

I guess someone might find the fridge an odd place for eyedrops. If you don't keep your eyedrops in the fridge, you don't know what you're missing... feels good!

Well, I found something weird in my fridge, too. I don't know which is weirder, the fuzzy grapes my 2 year-old was eating or the fact that he stuck his entire collection of weebles in there!!!! Guess it's time for a fridge lock!!! I have three kids and he is the only one to get into the fridge by himself, AND the only one to throw everything on the floor into the toilet!

Now you understand why I am such a psycho!!