SoccerMomma73

my new explanation for why I didn't get the sleeve...I didn't want it up the arse that far....

cabot! Hey neighbor!!! My brother lives in Conway (well, when not deployed to hell as he currently is) and my 9 year old son has recently declared his intent to be UCAs starting goalie when he's a freshman in 2022 (aim high young grasshopper!!!)

Tooth ache....can't chew, soup or broth only....

I really have no good suggestions just wanted to say you are so screwed . Moms are a smart bunch...RN moms are TERRIFYING!!!! Nothing gets by them. You're either going to have her thinking you've got anorexia you're dying of cancer. Best of luck to you!!! Can't wait to hear the out come!

The only staples that I'm aware of that don't stay in place are the sugar based ones that you referenced....but again, the break down and to my knowledge are not excreted....tiny or not, I'm baffled!

Feels good doesn't it??? And it's only just the beginning of your journey!!! Keep up the good work, it's not always easy but it is so totally worth it!!!

So that's how stinky cheese is made???????

also the staples are really really tiny so you won't see em. It'll be okay

I do not EVER recommend googling the phrase 'up the assed'. However, if you do, we've been really low on freaky videos this week....share with the class.

well...it be quicker if you didn't type it 14 times! (Or 5 in my case). It's the band vs sleeve vs RNY thread

Well that or the really long tortuous rectal route!. But my vitamin deficiencies from my rerouting and malabsorption are probably causing premature brain cell death.

Maybe it's paperclips and if you wiggle just right they pop off...

you got me....I thought the whole point of staples was to stay where you put em therefore keeping something in place...how they would dislodge into the GI tract and become poopable I got no clue.

ohhh....gotta love change....thought I'd stuttered.

Lalalalala I can't hear me repeating myself......

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anatomically speaking...WTF???

anatomically speaking...WTF???

it was a fairly puny one at that.

So...did she who shall not be named get evicted?? It's almost frighteningly mellow....even with the band v. Sleeve v. RNY thing....

My mid morning snack is either carrots or apple slices (sometimes dipped in Greek yogurt). The hard dense foods stay with me longer so I'm not starving at lunchtime and eat like a piggy.

davids burgers for dinner....oddly I still eye the biggest thing on the menu, take 3 bites of my singles then pick at the meat....but damn it's good!!!

Well....I feel bad enough i tend to swear when I dump too....