RestlessMonkey

We really did have a possum on our back porch but that was a few years ago. I did see a goat tied to a trampoline earlier this week. Will that work?

Ok THREE donkeys and a skunk for your brother. Does he REALLY have 80's hair? (sigh...blink blink)

LOL are YOU invited too? GOOD GRIEF that man can't keep it in his speedos.

Yes WW will work. Over and over. :thumbup:

Beth I'll trade you 2 donkeys and a skunk for your brother.

Look I asked my husband who's also a nurse and trained with Florence Nightingale and has been a nurse 108 years now and he says we need water and I TRUST him you need to understand we are PARTNERS and a TEAM. so there. SKANKISH? SKANKISH? Um er I mean HOW DARE you call me skankish. I'm skankly, not skankish. but ask your doc.

You aren't getting enough water in. And the chicken must be fried. Plus you need some lettuce. are you exercising? If you walk to and from the kitchen a lot you're building muscle and one pound of muscle weighs more than one pound of fat so that's why.

look I asked my surgeon and the computer programmer in the office next door AND I read 18 books I got from amazon but you do what your doc says.

Look as long as you get 64 ounces, you can switch water for beer, rum, or gin.

YES. Clear liquids week one. You think we just drink WATER? WHere is your week one BOOK for goodness sake? Save the Bailey's for week two...creamy liquors.

Guido the bouncer, yes. He let me in after I granted certain favors. Good thing I'm a monkey without morals. NOW I have to go to eBay and bid on Beth's brother. Bother.

NO NO NO! If you have a hot beer first thing in the morning it does NOT stretch your pouch. SIGH Good grief at the misinformation. but yes, for rapid intoxication, hard liquor is best. I hope you know I don't mean this to be mean. You just need to ask your surgeon. And stay hydrated.

OK Let's go to Mexico and we can get deband-ded AND drink tequila.

ON MYSELF? WITH MY CRAP SKILLS? I think not! (snort) Now back to Beth's brother....

I want to be you and I don't even know you. SOB.

I'm SOBER!! ! WAH!!!! Too late to start drinking now it's almost 2am. I'd have to chug tequila and my doc said no chugging WAH

A kidney is about .308 of a pound. Beth is right. Go for a limb, for weight loss.

Are we passing Beth's brother around? Hi TPG

I'm crushed I almost missed all the fun.

I wish I could whore around.

If your surgeon doesn't love you, find another.

I dont' even know what a firefly is. Did Plain make it up? erk it up? Whip it up? is it healthy? does it have 85000 grams of protein per serving? will it stretch my band?

kcmagu I heard you really LOVE "nanners" :confused:

Ktork I am a nurse I can help you. You are dehydrated. Go drink a bunch of gatorade. And ask your doctor.

Just don't eat or drink anything Plain gives you and you'll be fine. And get your water in. And ask your doctor. And leave the possums alone.