RestlessMonkey

Thank God my doc doesn't require that. Seriously. I'd never have had the surgery if he had.

I think there's shrinkage on the johnson thread. No males have posted since HH. They're probably all taking pix with their web cams.

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yes we can go poke around on the johnson thread and see what comes up. blink blink.

Yes, whither is fanny?

How DARE they? HOW dare they?

Who cares? He's HOT! Way better than a three-way with your brother and the "O"-possum. I think. Having never had the pleasure, as it were.

Been banded just at a year (almost) and have had reflux once...when I went to bed too soon after dinner. Otherwise, no, thank goodness!

[ It's sick I know. But if I can't admit it here, privately, among friends, where can I admit it? It'd never last though; we'd fight over lingerie. And KC...girl, plain holds no fear for me. If he'd dress up like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror, well, um, uh, er. you know.

Ok I am starting to seriously get the hots for Tim Curry. Damn it.

I'm already going to need a whole body lift darn it. If I exercise, do you think my va-jay-jay will tighten up?

All my exes were hung like stallions. really.

ROFLMAO I left you so set up for that one!

There's no pictures. Just words like "testosterone" and "blood flow" ho hum.

If one never lays hands upon one's Queen, then how does one get one's heirs...the princes, the princesses? Inquiring monkeys wonder just what lays what on what to effect that process. Meaning, of course, no disrespect to Her Majesty.

I'll do an eval but you can't judge in a vacuum. I need before and after pics. I need comparison pics. I need banana daiquiris

no...and you know about 99% of the time I feel sorry for people who do that and want to try to help; but when I'm feeling more, well, restless, I just avoid them. :smile2: I'll probably find it later, TPG, and I'll think of you

And this thread is bad...is that bad as in good? or bad as in bad? or bad as in naughty? or bad as in peurile? or bad as in fly? or bad as in groovy? or bad as in misbehavin'? Bad as in rancid? Bad as in sinful? bad as in bad moon rising? The monkey needs to know.

Just let me know, re the "man thread", if they start posting before and after pics.

I would think HH's response on the erm johnson thread would qualify for one of your scavenger hunt reqs.

OH OH OH OH If I get my band filled SOOPER tight will it cut off the bottom of my stomach and give me the sleeve? Because the sleeve is obviously better than the band. that's what I read and what my neighbor's cousin said.

Speaking of which, my aunt's cousin's BFF's first teacher said that "head hunger" can be controlled by having a 2nd band installed around the neck. Is this true? Can I get it done locally? Will my insurance pay? Do I have to have a low IQ to qualify?

Are you getting at least 64 oz of water (in addition to other fluids) in each day? that's vital, I've learned.... Dehydrated person=tight band (which explains why it can loosen as day goes on and you drink)

One can certainly work AND fire off witty repartee and zingers.

I was starving. It's normal...people seem to either feel one way (starved) or the other (don't think they'll ever be hungry again!) For both...it passes. Just hang in there; follow your post op diet exactly as it was given to you, and you'll do fine!