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CLOE

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  1. angel bear, I'm the same as you. Don't mind the pain, just don't want to see it. When I get bloodwork done I cannot watch, it dosent bother me at all as long as I don't see it. Same with the fill. Actually there barely no pain at all, they stretch the skin so tight you cannot feel it. Just don't look, the needle it a bit scary. Tell the doc to put a towel over your face or something. What helped me is I crossed my arm kinda over my boobs so I couldnt see over them. I could still see and talk to doc, but I couldnt see below his elbows. Now that I've had 2 fills, I do not plan to do that again, I'll probably even watch next time. Honestly, just don't look and you'll be fine!!
  2. Thats not good news about FIL, hope he's okay!! And that is super news about 50 lbs.....Ya Hooooo!!!!
  3. *clears throat Oh Yoda, did'nt see ya there:rolleyes
  4. good stuff Maria, keep goin baby!!
  5. Thats a great problem to have though, eh?
  6. Hang in there Yoda!! Vent all ya want, dump away!! I can't imagine pain, heavy flow and IN-LAWS, wowzers!!! If you drink enough, maybe you'll pass out and when you wake up, everything will be over. lol. Hey, you know what they say....when you've got lemons, make lemonade, then douse it with vodka!!
  7. Glad to hear everything went well for you, Wheezy. Just be careful when your eating. You may not feel much right now but with the right type or amount it could catch you off guard, and off you RUN to the bathroom!! I hope it's a good one for you so you don't have to return for a while!!
  8. Hey, Welcome DeltaDawn!!! I'm glad you found us, too. Your weight loss has been amazing, excellent work!!
  9. I think your right Maria. Sheep only eat grass and hay, boooooring. Hey did your lady bug move, or am I losing it?
  10. Yes, I have to say I am impressed with your choice of fudgesicles!!!! I'm sure I would have went for the triple fudge chocolate,double sugar fudge brownie, melt in your mouth, eyes rolling into their sockets, better than an orgasm, trade the children for, ice cream sundae at DQ...there on sale you know!!
  11. I want to hear what everybodys plans are for this weekend. Where are you going? who's cooking? but mostly, what are we eating?
  12. angel bear, with a little more restriction coming in a couple weeks, you'll be surprised how quick the pounds drop. Don't give up. Look at Mandi, last fill got her to drop alot, quickly!!
  13. Gosh, thats a long day!! Good Luck with the fill!!
  14. LMAO....This is a thread on plastic surgery....how did we get to this subject anyway. Does everything lead to this subject?? LOL
  15. Good God, Horny Buggers!!! I'm not saying nothing to Mr. Cloe, it might get him all worked up. And my planets arn't lined up properly(lol) so I'm not in the mood!! Besides I've been eating like a oinker last couple days!!
  16. I KNOW, IT"S SO STUPID, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!! I saw someone a couple of days ago, I havent seen in about a year. I would have weighed over 340 lbs last year. I now weight about 282. Minimum 60+ weight loss. Didn't say a f'...n word!!!!! ......stupid idiot!!
  17. Okay, I think our Planets are realigning or something. Everyone I've talked to this week, including myself are just about ready to burst. Everybody seems to be plagued with very strange, stupid things. Very stressful, annoying things are going on. Some tide or some moon or stars or something is out of whack. Lol. Hopefully they will get it together soon, so we can all have a relaxing enjoyable Thanksgiving!
  18. Hello, Oh hi Maria!! OMG Tommyo did WHAT!!!!.........LOL Dont worry Tommyo, I appear to be doing the same thing. I hate my scales the last few days!!
  19. Hey Maria, congratulations!! What an exciting year for you!!
  20. Hi Y, I found the pain of surgery minimal. I never had surgery before and I expected more pain. It is very localized to the cuts, and some people have gas pain in shoulders and what-not but chewing gas x relieves that. There are 5 cuts. 4 of them are like puncture cuts, very small. 1 is about 2 inches. I did not have any stitches on the 4 cuts, just tape. And on the bigger one, just a couple stitches that are cut about 2 weeks later. I was also very scared, but very excited too. You should be excited too, what a great decision you've made. I had Dr. Cobourn. I cannot say enough about him. I Love Him!!!! He will put you at ease the minute you see him. Others on this site had their procedures done at TLBC and loved thier experience as well. Keep us posted!!!
  21. Welcome Canadian!! Hope your as wacky and fun as the rest of us!! Oh, well, you couldn't possibly be as wacky as Yoda. *whispers in ear...just smile, nod and say 'oh ya' and she'll be fine, we all do that, but don't let on. Glad you found us!!
  22. Oh yes, he does look like a chicken's ass...lol...but a billion dollar chickens ass!!
  23. LOL:rofl: Ohhh, My, God. I've done it for alot of reasons, but never for my country!! :canada:
  24. does that mean that I should cash in my club z points soon
  25. restriction or not, look at you go. 2 lbs already on you oct challenge!!

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