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kcmagu

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Everything posted by kcmagu

  1. Ah Slim most of probably don't have lives - we were just waiting for someone else to say it first! Race for the Cure was soo much fun! 28,000 people - largest ever for KC. There were several girls from work who did it with us and my dad was our pit crew - dropping us off and picking up (While wearing the 'REal Men Wear Pink' shirt I bought him) Afterwards mom, dad and I went and had the most amazing brunch I have ever eaten (Lu - I am so going to re-create some of the recipes) Came home - watered all the gardens and took a NAP!:cool: Just had a late sm. lunch and later we're walking to get gelato (for dinner - it's got protein right?!) I hope you all have had a great weekend - Maybe this week will be the one for job opportunities!!!!!
  2. Leaving in about 20 min o the walk. SNT - Love in plain sight, closer and saving grace - dvr'd !
  3. Imagine my shock that you are too chicken to do something yourself - and a tattle tale to boot!
  4. In T-20 minutes I will have been up for 30 hours - 3rd time this week - that has got to take some years off my life. But my parents are here safe and excited about the walk tomorrow.
  5. Plain has 5 - or so I hear. What have you bbeeeeeeeeyyyooottcchhhsssss been doing with out me? I suppose the party can now begin!
  6. Ah Mac - I'm very sorry that the situation is bringing you so much grief and turmoil - But I am glad that at least it seems like you are not too upset to leave. hang in there!
  7. Ok so I've never gone to bed today but good news - mom and dad are on the plane en route here. I'm just now dreading the drive to the airport - will need an iced latte for sure!
  8. Plain - promise to let you play next time but only if you bring your own toys!
  9. rrooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!
  10. Kitty eating huh?
  11. What's a 'band' - it won't get me pregnant will it?
  12. I'm not quite sure to what you would be referring. ?Last night? Last night I was taking care of the orphaned kittens at the shelter until I went to deliver meals to the homeless. I think you might be confused. Do not be alarmed ma'am - I'll pray for you.
  13. Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
  14. Meds - what meds? Remember perfect in every way folks - let's keep it straight - it's not hard! So who would play each of us.........?
  15. Aahhh Tap - I'm glad you got to laugh a little - Sorry for the rain! It's going to be blazing here - 98 degrees (not my favorite)
  16. Ok so 4th gun shot victim on the way over - can't we all be friends? You should however, definitely buy a lottery ticket if you are shot multiple times by the police in the chest and live to make it to me. But it's a sad state of affairs when you are only 17 - more drunk than Beth and high.
  17. Damn Straight!
  18. But we're soooo close to 500 - you know how you are with milestones!
  19. DITTO!!! NO don't go to sleep ya bunch of sissy's
  20. You should know - but royalty is appropriate. Why is it a big deal if you all have it anyway? Nobody is silly!
  21. ON that subject - why can't I be invited to the hot tub party - you know I'll just serve to enlighten you all - could probably even teach HH a thing or 2
  22. Ain't nothin I ain't heard before bbeeeeyoootchhhhhh! OMG - we are so the Scary Movie / National Lampoon's thread of the LBT world!
  23. Oh yes - I have suggestions for everything - pick the highest one - that way there will be less chance you'll survive and I won't have to take care of you or talk to you ever again!
  24. Oooohhhhh - Fanny's gonna get you!
  25. No she doesn't - I just translate for her

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