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I'll be thinking of you tomorrow morning Michele. Don't you dare back out now.....I would do it all over again in a minute.:regular_smile: Terry

Kat817, That was halarious. I'm sitting wiping tears out of my eyes. Poor Chelsea, and it was all your fault; well at least Chelsea seemed to think so. Terry

I'll be there Kelly at noon. :regular_smile: Terry

I talked to Thor. She had fallen and as a result of that fall she had some kind of fluid coming out of her port. quote(My Port site insision had letterly sprong a leak, shooting out like a water fausset.) I guess she is ok though. Terry

Poor little George. LOL :regular_smile:

Well put Green....and tackfull.

Wheetsin, That senior citizen wielding a sticker gun surly wasn't the greeter too. lol I think its just a different world inside the Mart. Wal-Mart seems to hire a lot of people with special needs. Sometimes this perjects over onto the customers. Terry

Hi Ladies, I'm glad you all enjoyed my funny story. I'm sure any day now another one will fall out from just no where. I have found that when I put a funny spin on life it's just more fun that way. Terry

Viridescence, I'm so sorry to hear that you have lost Gus. I had a cat I named after my Dad one time. I went into a big depression when I lost my Charlie. I now have another boy cat. His name is Shamu; he's a tuxedo black and white. This one is really different then my Charlie. Shamu is kind of sex crazed....he wants to try to stand on my arm and do something..... Well he is just like a man....if he is having trouble or what ever he will yell at me. Just a like a guy to blame the arm. Terry

Rain, I bet the man is there to try to pick people like you. He may just be lonely too. Terry

Michelle, I forgot to add....I just sent Thor an e-mail to see how she is. Terry

Hey Michelle, Well.....tomorrow is your big day. :regular_smile: I wish you the best. Please keep us informed on how you are doing. Make sure you do alot of walking Michelle to get rid of the gas from the surgery. Have someone take you to a mall or some place. Terry

Hi Kelly, I sent you a private message with my e-mail address in it. I would love to meet tomorrow. Let me know where. Terry

Hi Michelle, I'm glad you called the doctors office. It sounds like you are doing every thing you can possibly do. Are you planning to take a few days off from work after? You may not need any time off I was just wondering. Michelle I think I would take one of those big bottels of anti germ gel with a pump to school. Have all the little use it alot though out the day. The germ is either in the air or on the surfaces. Might be worth a try. Hope you feel better. Terry

I've desided I'm going to cheat when my husband and I have our next love fart contest....I'm going to use the Vick. Thanks Kat for the good advice. Terry

Hi Mrs.Chelsea, I don't suppose you happened to see Ophra today? Her show today was all about the lap band and gastric bypass. Well....the lapband is great, but you have to remember its just a tool to help us lose the weight. I thought when I first got it that the weight was just going to start dropping off. Well here I am one year later still working at it. I've only lost 30 lbs. I'm alot older then you are. When you are younger you tend to lose it faster. I'm 54, 5'2" and I was 206 when I had my surgery. I'm 180 now, a year later. I'm still learning and trying to make good choices in my food. I have just started going to the gym the last few weeks to try to get myself loseing again. I hope I helped you with some of this information. Keep us informed on what you desided to do. Lots of luck, Terry

No screaming?

Green, You should get a patten on this....Love Farts in a can. Then you could sell them at Spensers in the Mall.

Green, That was cute..... You just gave me an idea of what I can give my husband for his birthday coming up. Love Farts

Mariposa Bella, You made me crack up..... You made me think of that song from years ago....( I'm so sexy ) Terry

I had a dream last night about that guy getting is but ### done. It was a short dream, but I remember wondering why on earth I would have a dream like that. HarleyNana you are making me have strange dreams. Mariposa Bella....ever wonder how that lady on dr.90210 even knew that her but ### was to dark? Why would she even care? One has to wonder if maybe she was some kind of butt model. You never know what some people do for a living. I'm just saying.....

I have always been one of those people who loves to people watch. I remember once when I was about 25 years old I saw this really old person. Oh.... she must have been at least in her 50's or 60's. The first thing that got my attention was the fact that she was dressed like a trashy teenager. The second thing was her lips. I don't know if she was really nervous or just had bad eye site ..... but this lady had out lined her lips really messy and way, out side the natural lip line with bright red lipstick. So with her big double d's and small little waist, trashy outfit, squiggly lip's she looked like a retired play mate from the playboy mansion. (I lived in California at the time.) Now as I get older.....and my lips are getting thinner, I have to be more careful as I'm putting on my lip liner and lipstick. It just seems like it takes more and more skill to get the stuff on. Terry

As I live in my small little world of lapband, and I view life's funny moments, you have to have a bright and halarious point of view with what we face on a daily bases. Soooooooo in saying that, pleaaaaase tell me the story behind the JoJoBanana name. Crazycat

Hi Michelle, I'm so sorry to here that you are sick. I think I would call the doctor's office and ask them if you should reschedule l the surgery. I'm sure they will be able to give you good advice on that. Hey....16 lbs down is great. :eek: Let me know what the doctor's office says. Terry

Ever notice all the different kinds of people you come a cross in Wal-mart? My husband and I were in Wal-mart the other day, back in the appliance center. As we were strolling up and down one of the isles just looking.....some lady well into her thirties actually raised her leg; cut lose a huge, and very loud fart, and even shook her leg; like there may be something that was going to roll out of her pant leg. :eek: We looked up and there she was, looking right at both of us with this look on her face like, boy that feels better and I could do a better one next time. My husband and I both just totally lost it and all most peed our pants laughing at her. We both decided if she wasn't bothered by farting in front of us, we would just look her right back in the eyes and bust up laughing. The lifting of the leg and shaking it was what cracked me up. :frown: