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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. Oh yeah, some b***h slappin
  2. I'm more for jello shots.
  3. Didn't know how to spell your hieness??? Plus, I'm the only one not banded, so the chances of aj's skinny ass taking my fat ass out, slim chance!
  4. Yes, your royal hindass! Baha
  5. Do you have bail money??
  6. Damn, not we can't talk about Stud!
  7. I'm being banded Oct 15 myself and I think nervousness is normal. I just look at Drs wouldn't recommend it, if it wasn't safe. They're there to make us healthy, not kill us.lol We'll be fine. You'll be in my T&P for a successful journey!
  8. The air gasping is more from your deodorant failing. You're still saving for bail money aren't you?
  9. Hey, I was the "Evil Twin coming out of the woodwork". That was all your good friend SSM. TX & I are innocent bystanders.b***h
  10. Glad we could brighten your day. Hope you found out the info on Protein Powder you needed? Keep us posted on the name. Lil Sexy is due Oct 15.
  11. What AJ said and if a smaller size is a little tight, you can watch yourself shrink out of those too.
  12. Carolinagirl is really a sweetheart, but I'll deny it if she ask.
  13. That was a joke between Carolinagirl & tkw, lol CG was telling tkw she's a little slow.lol They probably are both at work, so that's why you haven't seen them. BTW, CG even implies I'm slow in a loving way. We're jokesters with each other!
  14. Hi Liz, you came to the right place to have questions answered. Good luck on your journey!
  15. T&P with you Dana!! Stick around & post often.
  16. It has to be beautiful, like you!
  17. How did we get so OT?? Oh ya, something about "Evil Twin".
  18. I'm going to call my band "lil sexy"

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