OK LETS HAVE SOME FUN! I AM GOING TO BE WRITING A BOOK IN THE NEAR FUTURE ABOUT MY WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY, AND I WOULD LIKE SOME INPUT FROM MY FELLOW FRIENDS ON LBT.

I WANT TO HAVE A CHAPTER THAT TELLS THE HUMOROUS SIDE OF THIS JOURNEY. SO LETS HAVE A GOOD LAUGH. IT MIGHT BE THAT ONLY US PEOPLE THAT ARE/OR HAVE BEEN HEAVY WILL EVEN "GET IT". BUT THAT OK.

SO MAKE SURE TO GIVE US YOUR TWO CENTS.

YOU KNOW YOUR "FAT" WHEN...............

• YOU PULL A MUSCLE, TRYING TO WIPE YOUR BUTT!
  
• WHEN YOU CAN'T FIT IN THE AMUSMENT PARK RIDES!
  
• WHEN YOU LOOSE THE BAR OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER.
  
• WHEN YOU CAN USE YOUR STOMACH AS A TV TRAY!
  
• WHEN YOU CANT CLIP THE SEAT BELT IN YOUR CAR ANYMORE.
  
• WHEN HAVING SEX, YOUR HUSBAND HAS TO "TEETER TOTTER" OVER YOUR BELLY.
  
• WHEN GOING TO THE BATHROOM MAKES YOU BREAK OUT IN A FULL SWEAT!
  
• WHEN YOU CAN'T REACH ALL YOUR BODY PARTS TO WASH THEM IN THE SHOWER.
  
• WHEN YOU PASS "GAS" AND IT DOES NOT KNOW WHERE TO GO.
  

OK, LETS HERE FROM ALL OF YOU............

When you go to the beach and are totally sweating and you have to wear a long t shirt the whole day and go in the water with it on and have it dragging soaking wet and sticky on you all day.

When your baby mistakes your belly for your breast.

How about when your boyfriend does!

Or worse he's feeling for a nipple up high where they haven't been in while and he doesn't realize they're down low after saggin from the weight.

When your boyfriend thinks he's in the right spot down south when really he's hitting that fold between your thigh and your chachee.

After 2 years he still does these things occasionally sometimes I'm flattered that he thinks my nipples would be that high - but then just mostly embarrassed because they're not and if I had a smaller body maybe he'd never make those innocent mistakes.

when you take a bath, and drain the tub, but the water behind you doesn't drain until you get out of the tub. does that make sense?

When your boyfriend doesn't want to "69" because he can't hear the stereo. lol