This is so silly, I had to share. Hope it's not one of those 'you had to be there moments.' Here goes...

Last night my husband and I were laying in bed (G rated story), watching a show I had recorded...Bionic Woman. When the show was over, I tried to roll on my port side to give him a kiss, but was having some difficulty. He was ready, puckered, and patient. I think I said something like, "Ouch, ouch, ooch, oops, wait.... my Bionic Port is giving me problems." We both just started laughing! Now I know what that guy meant when he said, "It only hurts when I laugh." You can guess my new nickname now.

pics or it didnt happen

I hope I will be able to have such a cute relationship in so many years.