Hmmm. I may have made a mistake. I didn't think about the carbonation in phosphates. Buurrrrrppppp, burp, bu, burp, BBBBRRRAAAAPPPPP!!!, burp,burp...

I know that all of you are wondering what in the hell was going through my mind. I used to take my boy here a couple of times of year. This is a local soda fountain that offers every flavor in sugar-free as well. So yes I had a dirty monkey. Which is chocolate and banana flavors with acid phosphate that is similar to seltzer Water. If you're curious and also seems to work well as a laxative!

Oops I forgot the picture!

The only other time I heard "phosphates" was when I was a pre- or just-teen visiting the Thousand Island/Gananoque, Ontario, vicinity. The word has come to mind through the decades, but never heard or seen. Until. Where are you located that has you burping today?

Southern Oregon.