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Off Topic - Joke

CANADIAN WOMEN

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Garry had married a woman from the U.S. and bragged that he had told his wife

she was going to do all the dishes and housecleaning that needed done at their

house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came

home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his

wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it

was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done,and

he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that

her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry

washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he

didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third

day, most of the swelling had gone and he could see a little out of his left eye.

Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, see the dials on the washing machine

and start the lawn mower.

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Leslielee how are things going. I guess you are on all fluids now. I didn't lose any weight during the post part and really only started to see the number go down in the week before my first fill this Monday. Hopefully there will be some action soon.

<p>Hi Donna D!</p> <p> </p> <p>I am doing GRRRRReat! I have just started on the puree stage. I am happy to be having a few more choices on my menu... lol although it sure is odd to be eating muck! So far I think I am healing well I still have a few steri strips hanging on and I will just let them do their thing. They don't bother me and no one else sees them.</p> <p> </p> <p>Dr Cobourn warned me that I may not lose any weight and could possibly gained during this phase so I am surprised to have lost 6 lbs since surgery. That doesn't mean that I won't gain though... I still have a few weeks to go before grown up food -=winks=- I think I am really looking forward to a peice of toast! I want some crunch!</p> <p> </p> <p>How are you feeling now that you have had your first fill?</p>

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