Ok, how sad is this..

We woke up this morning and were being lazy, laying in bed and talking, when all of a sudden this most heavenly scent floated in through the open window. It was frying bacon. I whined, and shed a few tears, and laughed at how crazy I am for crying.

Then I regrouped, and tried to fall back on my new brainwashing technique which goes like this:

1. When you smell good food cooking, breathe it in and enjoy it as a beautiful fragrance, much like a spring morning when the crocuses and hyacinths are in bloom.

2. Remember, you do not go outside and graze in your flower bed when the fragrances drift in through the windows. (ok, some of you might *snickers*) Just because it smells heavenly doesn't mean you have to eat it to be fulfilled.

3. Let the aroma itself be satisfying.

All that said.. I have one more word.

BACON!!!

I eat bacon when I want. You can do that when you are low carbing it! I love it, but I hate cooking it and I hate how the house stinks like it for 3 days!

Bacon is one of my weaknesses. Reading this almost made me cry and I'm not even banded yet.

Hopefully I'll be able to only have as an occassional treat. Maybe I'll have to try the turkey kind, euwwwwwwwww!