BethFromVA

GOOD LORD, Glouc!!

That's the way it was at my place -- also government. Sorry to hear it, but you're being saved for something much better and greater.

Oh, Glouc, I'm sorry -- for the touchy-feely girl and the escalation. I really hate when we try to do something minor and it turns into something more major. I'm glad (and surprised) the coworker seems to be taking it well, though. I hope it irons itself out.

Shoot, if that really worked, I'd say implement it in our nation's junior and high schools! PRONTO!

Thanks for the birthday wishes, y'all! And Ebony, you are DA BOMB!!!! You look FANTASTIC!!

Was it the one where the chick said her boyfriend was really well endowed, and she wondered when she did oral on him, if he might get it stuck in her band? Or was it the other one with another chick with a very well endowed guy worrying he'd hit it during oral and cause slippage? Or the other dingbat that wondered if the band worked like a cervical ring?

I'll pray that whatever is meant to happen for you will happen. If not this one, then much bigger greatness will be waiting for you.

Well this news just took a creepy turn...

I'm just getting more and more baffled by the questions. I hope it's just the wording...

Pretty much sums it up. lol Welcome back, and glad you had fun!

What ARE they teaching in sex ed these days? :thumbup:

Well, it DID leave the door wide open for some colorful interpretation. :thumbup:

I thought it was the dog. You know, the one that went on "vacation" with him a couple months back? The one with the guilty look and the unusual attachment to him? I knew something wasn't right with that dog.

Yessir, I know. It's just that I had a GAIN during those two months. Not good. :thumbup: I thought you traded it in on the Wonder Woman getup? Or was that last year's? Apparently they can. Meeh, you'll be fine. Just take this pipe cleaner here and the Ajax... What, no green slime? That's no fun. Tinsel. Pffft.

Ahhh... well thanks for shattering my belief that Diva and I had stunned you to silence with our wit and banterability. :thumbup: :thumbup: Many took it in stride. Only a couple limp rags got testy with the, "Guess I'll never ask a question" whine. I mean, crap, life is just too real sometimes to not have fun. Especially with a question along those lines.

I heard the band prevented pregnancy. No? Oops...

Speechless? Really?? You haven't been here that long, have ya? :thumbup: And though I can't speak for Diva, mine was done totally sober. But then again, since that incident some time back, I'm not allowed to post drunk. Anymore. At least until April 15, 2010, when the, ahem, "polite request" lifts. And the Secret Service clears me. And I pass another background check to be sure I haven't slipped in the past few years. But beyond that, all's well.

I would wear a garbage bag. Just to be safe.

Well there ya go! And that works for any border state, Florida, Virginia, and New York.

Just following your lead. My original post was about Eric, not YOU, yet YOU decided to get personal with myself and whoever else did not bow at the Eric altar. Think about it. Then obviously you didn't sit in the seminar I did because I was looking at my watch. Unless, of course, my watch had the facts wrong. :bored: Obviously I can add the fact that you can't read to your obvious mental instability. I have said time and again that these were MY experiences, MY opinions, and that others likely disagree. Obvlously you don't see the irony in this paragraph, so I'll just leave it alone for everybody else to enjoy. Now... if you're so much more above the fray, walk away from this thread.

Sorry, yes, a live chicken. You can find them in the aisles of your AeroMexico planes for sure. Other than that, I'm not sure.

Wrong end. DOUCHE with it. Kinda tickles, but only for a minute. For those who only have Diet Coke instead of Pepsi, there may be a hitch in your giddyup, but don't despair. Check to see if you have a chicken and a weedeater. There's this whole nuther process.

Obviously you have mental issues, so I'll let you pass. I expressed my opinion of Eric. I also said I am sure he's a great doctor, that his patients seem to really like him, etc. However, spending over 15 minutes of MY precious time when I'm there to learn about the LapBand by watching the first four years of his kids' lives is NOT productive and NOT what I signed up for. And from what I can tell, he has been told by his staff -- first in Robert's office, then also again when he branched off -- to lay off on how MANY photos he shares (if he feels the need to do so) and focus on what we're THERE for: information on surgery. The fee? I had all the same stuff done in Robert's office and they didn't charge me. The bottom line is I had to go with the one/s I felt most comfortable with, and Eric was not the one. I'm sure he cares, but his air the night of the seminar was one who was too busy and too self-involved to care about people's questions or the time he was wasting. You can never give somebody a second first impression, and that was mine of him. You can't denounce my experience, though I'm sure you'll try. The one thing I HAVE noticed is many of his patients seem to be emotionally unstable and unhinged. They obviously can't handle anything that flies in the face of what they think. Oh well... Dr. Robert and his staff are the best I have ever dealt with, bar none. I stand by that a thousand percent.

You're only safe if you have sex on the third Thursday of the month that the moon is in the house of Aquarius and it's after 8:00pm but not before 8:15pm. Make sure you do it in the Kama Sutra position number 18 and FOR SURE remember to douche with a bottle of cola, preferably Pepsi. Just remove the cap, place a finger over the opening, shake, and insert. The soda does the rest. You're on your own for the rest, sorry.

I love you, Diva. No, really, I do. And here I was sitting here all bored. :bored: