RestlessMonkey

TPG I'm going to tell them you really only like missionary style in the dark. And not with donkeys, possums, and beth's brother. so there. pfffft and plain...it was his star turn in Full Metal Jacket. Ok even I don't buy that. The cell, the bug man in MIB, you name it. he has, um, elegant hands. :drool:

Beth there is a thread about "Brazilian Waxing". You might want to take your vah-jay-jay picture over there and see if they can help you.

I think it's the leather. Pearls are too "Tea Leoni" for me. But a man in girlie leather....va va voom. But yes, Da monkey like it funky. just w/out sandwiches in folds of things. And yes Beth sweetie its ALL about you. Really. TPG is revealing something I told her in confidence...that besides Tim Curry in drag my, um, er, uh, heart goes pitter pat for Vincent D'Onofrio. That is, plain, when you aren't around.

I've traded food for Tim Curry SOB who can help me now? VDO will help me get over TC though. Since plain is being coy with his butt pix.

Ok. If I like Tim Curry in drag...does that make me, what? I mean, besides odd.

You are all sick sick sick. Now I am.

Poo is my domain TPG. Don't make me come over there.

If I get a slip Beth from erking...you've managed to do what even HH's erm johnson didn't. Ah plain, you're right as usual. :biggrin: Texas pigs are some fine swine. I was really grossed out until you threw infection in there. THAT i can handle. well, I wouldn't HANDLE it. oh never mind! :biggrin: Where is that "how can I make myself puke" thread?

Filthy sluts.

Ok I have to go clean up my kitchen. HH and plain are pigs. Plus I may have to PB after reading the sandwich comment...AGAIN! Sluts

I RARELY use my hands to eat anything! I use my hands to fling poo. I am a VERY fastidious monkey. A fastidious slut monkey. Very rare breed.

WTH IS that thing? A turkey vulture? your brother's toupee? WHAT?

A nice Beth...that's as scary as Wasa. I think I'll head back up my tree and watch the action for awhile. WAH we broke Beth WAH

AHHHHH. That's better.

she was just being nice to me, KC. It's the new Beth.

I am not sure. I have an old, stained "Penthouse Forum" that I constantly refer to. I also like how I said "wardrobe malfunction" and that tied back, in a roundabout way, to MJ. Just show me the pic of Tim Curry again and I'll settle down.

With me, honey Maple. A very hard wood.

How odd. He's NEVER like putty with me.

It's not Beth's possum that's powerful. Or so I've heard. From her 5th cousin, the possum. and her brother.

Fickle, me???? I'll admit I'm RESTLESS...But I only abuse you, and TPG, and plain and HH, and KC and Carrie. Mostly you. I'm true blue!

Wait till she finds out I've been whoring around with HH (I always wanted to whore around) . I'll be pureed monkey. WAH!!!!

A wardrobe malfunction is good for like 5000 words. At least that's the deal WE have.

Beth HH just jumped onto the "3 days post op" thread. I think you may owe him some sexual favors.

Yeah she scares me too. Think Godzilla vs Bambi. And I'm not the Godzilla character. I had the gall to ask her for a source for her "statistics" once. I still have the bitter scars.

And actually a Lasagna Puree Enema is often prescribed post op if people take too much of their "opioid based" pain pills.