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OMG - it's not about you - it's about me - DEAL WITH IT! Nobody loves you , cares about you or even pays you any attention - go jump off a bridge already

Did someone mention hot tub and nanners?

Oh and by the way SCREW THE DR. - ASK A NURSE!

Girl - I'll call you whatever I damn well please. You kiddin yoself if ya think he that young - cause girl he yankin yo chain - he playin you - Burt on a higher class note - I'm still better than you - and I taught Florence everything she knows - so I know more than your 'partner'

Oh my gosh - how about the ones where you have to walk through the play yard and around the red box - I mean seriously - that is a major workout - I might need to get the large milkshake for the extra protein just to keep up my strength

Dammit - what is your freakin obsession with water - it's not like it's that important for life - that's what alcohol is for - give it a flying flipping break you nimwitted, nanner eating tree swinging skankish freak btw - feel free to get to know me anytime - I'm a cool chicka!

Never too late - never too late! Again - have to save lives folks! JEALOUS! and I wasn't going to say anything but sleep might be good for you!

Doesn't everybody want to be me?

***looks around*** how does the monkey know what it knows? I dont know about oxy - but yes you are a moron!

Oh sure now you tell me! Oh please nursing doesn't make you special - they're just glorified maids and waitresses who shoot up drugs and whore around with anything on 2 legs (**present company excluded** At least I had him before you did - I don't want what you got!

I can think of other things that might be better No - nobody cares about you - you are insignificant and a fat loser

Ya - well I had your brother!

Everybody hold on - I need some clarification (little confused and scared that I might have been violated) Why does everyone keep mentioning surgeons - why did you have to have a surgeon put your band in - Plain just told me to have a drink and I would wake up all better!

What's a hussy? Who invited the monkey - I hate nanners!

Wait just a cotton pickin minute - you're drunk posting - dammit I thought this was a serious thread - I hate you all!

Now are we talking more walrus world or free willy?

Ditto - except the satellite - me's got cable (tru blood baby - all the way!)

SO once the rest of the world wakes up - anyone want to take bets on how long before we are 'moved'?

Mac- I am sorry hon - if you need to vent - Im up! The rest of you all - Been there - Done that - seriously I can't even believe you all left that wide open!

I don't appreciate the hostility or name calling - just because you all want to be like me - I can't help that I am perfect - it's just the way I am - I didn't even need the band - I just got it to help class up you all!

SOme of us are productive members of society and actually have jobs - unfortunately I'm having difficulty correcting you ignorant backwoods ho's and save lives!

Donkey - pickle - what's the difference? Oooohhh - you're brother - such sweet memories!

SOme education you got TExas - everything there might be big except your brain - thought VA would improve you guess not. My suggestion -Get a dictionary or better yet an almanac!

Honey - let's be honest - 3 times - remember I helped you get treated! Quit the MaryJane

HAG- Quit spreading your lies, hatred, and filth you infest the world with nastiness - shrivel up and die already!