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Roofies? Any one roofies for sale! Yes my mans a hottie lol oh I hope he won't get mad lol

I'm committing foodicide!!! And none of you can stop me! That's right those damn Girl Scouts and their cookies! But this time ill only eat two cookies as the serving size suggests mmuuaaahhh!!!!

Uh ok I'm done with this! You girls and your sexual animalistic hunger has driven me to the brink! So now I have found a way to cool those burning loins!

Look I ain't sexting! I'm soliciting! Don't be down cause that's my thunder!!!

My ex!

Omg clawing your face out now! FYI I'm the one on the right!

I could of been the bride! Damn uma

Thank you Laura! Bff's!

This is why I make the posts I do because it helps break up the monotone of this place and I want ppl to laugh especially if they feel alone cause I was very alone on this forum and had asked questions that were really bothering me and no one replied yet I see some one ask about a stall and get a million replies. So I stopped asking and tried answering ppl who I could help. And it wasn't till Friday when I was really scared ppl came to my rescue and I could never show how great-full I am to these ppl. And I know ppl think I don't take this place serious. I so do but it's in my personality to want ppl to be happy.

I love premier! I love the chocolate ones!

I don't understand why anyone would consider saying something as false. It just doesn't make sense. We don't know what they've gone through. And what's up with this, 9/11 caused me to fake my vsg complications. It's insane but I guess I can understand if people are afraid and don't want to believe it. I mean we all need help.

Omg I teared up lol like I just won an Oscar that was funny but now your next!!!

Omg I'm clawing your eyes out! What's your address cause we gonna have a throw down. I also imagine us on a beach at sun rise with our hattori hanzo swords (kill bill) and you'll say we have unfinished business and ill say you ain't kidding and bam b***h fight throw down! Leave my man alone!

Yes you should feel very guilty for making your life longer and healthier!! Terrible!!! Lol silly goose you'll be so much happier! What are bills?! They can't hurt you!! But the weight can!

Lol you can't say pussycat!!!!

I mean really! You skinny people make me sick! You people who decided to change your lives for the better, how dare you!!!!! Shame on all of you!!! And FYI the next time I read I'm at goal I will steal a kitten! And then sell it for money! And use that money to buy a kitten. Which I will steal from me if you dare reach goal! Damn skinny b........ Oh FYI I'm 3.2 lbs before I'm in twouder (pronounced touter) land! Hey where's my kitty?! Nnnoooo!!

I stopped having a period a long time ago. Oops nevermind I just had one . <---- hehe

Omg Susan did it have flesh and blood all over it?! Did you beat it up when no one was looking?!

I thought you had to do complete liquids before any surgery at all for twenty four hours! But he is the doc, wait they didnt give you any milk of magnesia to clear out your bowls before surgery?!

It's my way of getting Laura away from my man lol. It's at a store. Hell I cried when I caught a fish. Lol I couldn't shoot a gun if my life depended on me. Unless its a zombie apocalypse!

Oh I dunno mines been trying to kill me ever since it got removed. I don't think they'll let you cause it's a bio hazard but it won't hurt to ask!

Well to be honest I am armed sitting on a heating pad lol. Jessica I already spoke with my surgeon today and she was the one who had me do the ultrasound stat

Thanks Liz! I may try Zoloft? I like their commercials!